Why Does Anybody Hire Amy Winehouse to Do Anything?
Aug 30, 2008 at 10:16 am by Evil Beet

For the second year in a row, Amy Winehouse has pulled out of her performance at the Rock en Seine Festival outside of Paris.

“Amy Winehouse was regrettably unable to perform at the Rock en Seine show in Paris, due to illness,” her spokesman Chris Goodman said. “She was taken ill at her house and wasn’t able to travel to France for the concert.”

The concert organizers were given two hours’ notice that their headliner was not going to be showing up.

OMG.

Why does anybody book this bitch for anything these days? There’s like a 20% chance she’ll show up. Just skip it, guys.

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19 Responses to “Why Does Anybody Hire Amy Winehouse to Do Anything?”

  1. Skye says:
    August 30, 2008 at 10:38 am

    where the hell are her family and non-druggie friends??? does everyone close to her not realize she needs help yet???

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  2. TSS says:
    August 30, 2008 at 11:35 am

    penis

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  3. Cor a Looker says:
    August 30, 2008 at 11:42 am

    ….How old are you?? You stupidity astonishes me, TSS.

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  4. TSS says:
    August 30, 2008 at 11:51 am

    and by “stupidty” she means ….. penis.

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  5. Karma says:
    August 30, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    LOL to the last three comments. Sounds like something my teen daughter and her friend would say :)

    I’m NOT an Amy Winehouse fan ~ she’s a trainwreck beginning to end. I’m just waiting for the day they announce her accidental o.d., it’s just a matter of time…

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  6. Anya says:
    August 30, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Along with a drug addiction, she SURELY has an eating disorder too..

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  7. P1LL says:
    August 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    she needs to be locked up until she kicks her drug habit

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  8. hunter says:
    August 30, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    I think that I want to figure out if shes nice

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  9. Simon FC says:
    August 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    please Amy just record everything while you still can…

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  10. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:
    August 30, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    Anyone else catch that she’s wearing *bananas* on her necklace?
    If that isn’t redundant…

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  11. mcbiscuit says:
    August 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    She is an extremely unattractive person. Can something not be done to improve her head?

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  12. Melissa says:
    August 31, 2008 at 2:09 am

    I want someone to save her. I really like her music.

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  13. d says:
    August 31, 2008 at 3:28 am

    she cancelled before last year’s rock en seine, too.

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  14. White Witch says:
    August 31, 2008 at 4:44 am

    mcbiscuit Says:- “”" Can something not be done to improve her head?”"

    Yes, cut it off. It will also help her stop snorting.

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  15. JK aka Mr. NYC says:
    August 31, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    I would hire Amy to test the newest batch of heroin before it hits the streets.

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  16. mobby says:
    August 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I keep waiting for ET to announce her “untimely” death. If there’s anyone on the fast track to taking a dirt nap, it’s Amy.

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  17. Caz2 says:
    September 1, 2008 at 1:58 am

    I love Amy; she’s got such talent, she just needs to get her shit together. Hopefully she’ll manage before the damage is done.

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  18. Vegas says:
    September 23, 2008 at 5:19 am

    I’m not sure where all these freaks get off judging her – she has some serious problems, gosh how unique of her. The only difference is that she has the misfortune to be battling her demons in front of the world.

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  19. jan says:
    March 1, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    amy th very talentd ….house

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