Here’s Paris and a bunch of 11-year-old girls at a private press event to promote Paris Hilton’s new hair extension product with Sally Beauty Supply. The product is called The Bandit, and it appears to be a headband with the hair extension attached. I’m not sure why it’s called The Bandit, but, judging by this photo, it may be because it also steals all your abdominal fat.
If that’s true, I’ll take three.
However, as far as the whole extending of the hair thing goes, I would really like to see what one of these synthetic masterpieces looks like from behind, but I can’t find any photo like that, probably because this shit looks like a blonde helmet from the back. I mean, it seems like you have to have the headband positioned just so on your head for it to look even reasonably natural, which basically means that you can wear this product if and only if you plan to sit very, very still all day.
Do let me know how it goes if you try it.
It looks SO damn fake. *rolls eyes* blegh.
what the fuck is the matter with the face of the girl on the far right!
its called bandit bc its a headband….?
….i like how they make the 11 year olds look skanky as shit too….nice…
If you look closely you can see the girl on the right is Paris’s lost twin
Paris Hilton is richer than god, and yet she can’t afford to get that wonky eye fixed? I mean what would it take? I’ll put a staple in that eyelid for five bucks.
To Jinx;
She’s not that rich…trust me. There are many real celebrities in Tinsletown that have a lot more money than she does. They earn their money through talent — not endorsing merchandise every 10 minutes.
Is this the same for white? As afrosheen is to black?
Jinx…
Hilton is not as rich as you think she is.
Ew, you can see Paris’ real hair under that shit
Is there a handy little slot for your Valtrex?
Paris– the human Barbie, complete with weird neck and chin. UGH This is really nothing new.
you’re all just jelly bus – she looks great & is making $$$ from her famous face and not having to slave away at a desk job
Eurgh.
Why does every item of clothing she owns have her name on?
In case she forgets?
FuckTard.
Oh, and the wonky eye is threatening to take over us all. Her next ‘business venture’ should be for an eyepatch.
So, Sally’s are now endorsing Anorexia Kills?
Did she not try to get her eyes widened, and thats how one of them drooped? Or was that just a bullshit rumour? :S
Whoever writes the captions for these pictures is hilarious, and I love you.
you know what’s funny? all these girls are hotter than Paris… how the hell did that wonky-eyed tart become some sort of sex symbol?
sexy girls and i wana play
WTF?!!! PERVS DONT YOU READ THE THING? THEY ARE 11 YEAR OLDS!! DURRR
You tell them Elizabeth..friggen pedo’s .