Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Being a spoiled brat is so hard sometimes.
I reported earlier today that Tila Tequila’s gal-pal/famewhoring socialite Courtenay Semel spent some time in jail on Wednesday. Now we have the details on why.
A source says Semel, a former friend of Lindsay Lohan and the 26-year-old Tequila’s current girlfriend, was at Caesars Palace’s Pure Nightclub that evening and left her cell phone on the property. When she went back to retrieve it, the club was closed.
“She demanded that they find [the phone] and hit the security guard,” the source says.
Las Vegas Metro Police Officer Jay Rivera confirms that Courtenay “struck a hotel security guard in the back of the head.” She was cited for battery and released.
So her drunk ass left her cell phone at a club and then decided it was someone else’s fault, and that someone needed to be assaulted. On the back of the head. Talk about pent-up anger.
It’s like, I’ve definitely been in the situation where someone’s actions — particular the bitchy actions of those asshole bouncers at Vegas clubs who strut around like they own the whole world when you know they have penises the size of my thumb — make me so mad that I fantasize about smacking them real hard in the back of the head. But the difference is that I don’t do it. Because I was raised in a world where actions have consequences, so I learned that I couldn’t necessarily act on my every whim. Courtenay Semel obviously never learned that as a child, so she’s having to figure it out as an adult, which is a more painful and embarrassing time to learn such things.
Money can’t buy happiness, kids.
Is there a mug shot out there somewhere? Oh, Lord, I hope so.
Anger management anyone?
This is one of those foils in life, her mug shot will be a great photo while the staged ones are a horror show……money can’t buy photogenic, that’s for sure.
WTF is wrong with her face?
Oh, wait, is she saying ‘prune’???
She just doesn’t have a chin, that’s all.
Remind me why she is sort of famous????
She is so hideous.
another dumb b*tch who thinks she’s “special” ;) lol
“the 26-year-old Tequila”
Ha! That’s a laugh. Tila is hot but 26 she is not.
hag.
her name almost spells semen. that’s so perfect.
Her mouth is really annoying.
she is just unrelentingly ugly. every shot is decreasingly photogenic.
this only bothers me because she LOOKS like she thinks she’s a pretty pretty princess.
During the French revolution, the rich and privileged had their heads chopped off in the public square and all the poor people they abused got to watch and cheer as they went headless to their grave. How simple the world was then.
That bitches lips drive me nuts, I can’t stand looking at her face simply because her lips drive me crazy.
I think she’s been worked on by the same doctor who did the Joker’s face job
you’re lips would be all pursed up too if you were licking Tila Tequila every night !
and let’s not forget about the damage ole firecrotch probably did
mmmmm tangy!