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“If we weren’t all entirely morally opposed to doing a reality show, I guarantee it would be the best-selling reality show ever.”

Rumer Willis, on the possibility of doing a reality show with her sisters. The “best-selling” reality show ever, eh, Rumer? We usually go with “highest-rated” in this context, but I’ll let it slip because you’re not very smart. It’s not like we can reasonably expect you to have any knowledge of the entertainment industry. And how much you wanna bet this show gets made just as soon as her younger sisters are old enough to sign the consent forms?

Rumer also said the following about all of us: “It’s shocking how unbelievably mean people are – not just the people who are writing stuff, the people who make comments. For awhile I read that stuff, and it was upsetting, I’d get really down on myself, which is debilitating. Now I think, ‘Do you really have nothing better to do?'”

You hear that, you guys? You’re hurting Rumer Willis’ feelings. Seriously, guys, back away from the computer and go do very important things with your time, just like Rumer Willis does. I mean, really, think of all the important things Rumer Willis does all day. Like talk about herself. And go shopping. And talk about herself.

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  • that is truly one of the most unflattering pictures of anyone that i have ever seen and that is not hyperbole.

  • Well technically she is correct, while we work – she shops and has 3 wealthy parents who will care for her til… she dies. We sit around knowing we will be tethered to ergonomically correct chairs – not getting free clothes because we won the sperm lottery, so once again life really, really isn’t fair.

    On the other hand I am attractive. So in a society that values looks and brains, I beat you Rumor.

  • What is she laughing about? Look at that hat…the oversize sweater….the oversize body…..poor thing.
    It is Bruce’s jawline that’s the problem.
    And that’s just addressing the physical appearance deficits.

  • Damn, not a flattering picture to say the least. This poor girl. But you know some people as they get older tend to grown into their own.
    And she will probably grow into that Bruce Willis jaw.
    Remember all you haters all it takes is a little money to get that fixed. And then what will you be writing about ??

    You little biatches !!!

  • well perez calls her a potato head and makes fun of her gigantic chin about 3x a week, so if i were her, i’d be kinda salty too

  • She seems to have a decent personality, and it’s a little sad that everyone is so obsessed with making themselves feel better by putting her down. Everyone’s gotta get through life, regardless of what benefits and what deficiencies you experience. Say something nice.

  • and beet, this just makes you come off as extremely catty. Not in a clever way either. Jealousy is an ugly accessory.

  • hey jinxy; you’re attractive huh? why not let beet do us a favor. post a photo of jinxy. not a glamour photo, mind you, the type you probably have all over your house. a casual photo like the one above. let the wolverines tear this stuck up bitch apart so she doesn’t spew stupid narcassistic shit anymore in mixed company.

  • I wonder if Rumer thinks that exposing her downward-migrating pendulums is sexy? Sadly, I think she does.
    Where’s Janice Dickinson when you need her? She would tell Rumer as it is ;)

  • yea mae – you said it all. live and let live…she had no control whatsoever who she was born to and the genetics that resulted from that union. Rumer, like all of us (if we are honest) are all trying to find our way in a very unkind world.

  • You know if this is her real attitude, I think it is healthy. If she were Jane Blow on the street we would not be critical of her looks at all. We are critical because we expect her to be as good looking as her parents and we are pissed at her because she isn’t. She may be right–we have little going in our life. Rumer (although I can not figure out what she does) does not put her own picture in the paper or on the net.

    I think we should be pissed at gossip bloggists who are very undiscerning about what they push in our face as news, like constant Lindsay and her dumpy do-nothing girlfriend. Who would really give a damn about these two if they weren’t constantly pushed in our faces. This lack of creative genius and low standards (or perhaps an under educated lack of intelligence), on the part of gossip bloggers who have little pride in their work is the fault. I mean why should I have anything against Rumer Willis- she did not submit this photo for publication.

    Be good and kind, or Sharon Stone’s Karma will get you. Bloggists are not exempt.

  • She looks horrid in this picture, but, truthfully, this is the absolutely worst picture I have seen of her (quite a choice, Beet).

    I too feel a little bad for Rumer. Rumer’s step father is much, much prettier than she is. True, Demi is very, very hot (although she is holding on to 30 with a death grip), but poor Rumer resembles her father. It’s really low hanging fruit to make fun of her looks. It’s obvious she got the worst of both parents in the face department.

    By all accounts the family does seem pretty happy. I’d rather see a well-adjusted, not-overly-attractive Rumer than a fucked up amazingly hot Lindsay any day.

  • That is an AWFUL picture – the hat, the sweater, all of it. Really, she’s not a bad-looking girl. She has a great figure, but needs to learn how to dress herself better.