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Paris Hilton Is Running for President

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I don’t think she quite meets the age requirement. Otherwise, I would start a serious write-in campaign on her behalf.

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  • Hahaha Awesome. Wasn’t someone on this site saying that she didn’t do anything the other day?

    Seriously. I would vote for her. Luckily for all of you guys, I’m not American.

  • This is hilarious! Go Team Hilton! (I’m not usually a fan, but she just might get my vote now – LOL)

  • that was actually funny for Paris.

    no offence, but please don’t start calling ‘first’ here now… that’s the kind of thing I avoid Perez for.

  • I LOVE this. Paris is going to come out with a brain. Who would have thought that she could make a complete sentence or read a que card.

  • THIS could actually solve all US foreign relation problems! Think about it! She can make any leader sign anything !

  • Yeah, I basically said she was a useless b-yatch yesterday… I still think that, but I am glad to see she at least has a sense of humor about herself.

  • bwahahahahahahahaaha!!…… oh my!
    but seriously………………*piddles self laughing again*
    bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

  • I love her so much, and I’m glad people are finally beginning to see how full of win she is.

  • That was hilarious.

    Oh and FUCK THE PERSON WHO SAID FIRST.
    This isn’t perez, commentors here actually have brains.

  • Is there something wrong with the Kathie Lee Gifford post. Please fix it. I love Kathie Lee Gifford. She is annoying as HELL,yet, I can’t even begin to count all of the naughty, sexy things that I would love to do with her hot, horny, MILF ass if I were ever lucky enough to get her in bed naked for an entire weekend. Let’s just say she wouldn’t be able to cross her legs or stop smiling for a week.

  • Loves it!

    Nice to see that Paris has a sense of humour about herself. Whoever wrote it did a great job.

  • I’d totally love the US to have Paris as a president, now she’s getting back on her feet, she represents such positivity it could probably balance the image foreigners have had of the Bush administration..

  • hahahaha i love this video. its good to see that she can have a sense of humor about it, whoever wrote it did a good job. makes sense and is funny.

    im happy to see positive feedback instead of negative about her

  • OMG im impressed A LOT!
    She just might end up being normal!
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
    Go Paris!

  • lol wow, I, too, am impressed that she was able to read that entire card and sound knowledgeable at the same time! Unless they just clipped a bunch of her words together? That would be some amazing editing, though…