Today's Evil Beet Gossip

An Important Message for Katie Holmes

Dressing like it’s 1992 will not, in fact, actually make it 1992 again.

It’s 2008, and you married Tom Cruise, and nothing you do can ever change that.

I’m so sorry, sweetheart.

Here’s Katie leaving rehearsals for her Broadway debut in the revival of All My Sons, which is having some trouble selling tickets.

Here’s my theory: Katie spent the night at her secret lover’s penthouse (Eliot Spitzer? Maybe.) and didn’t have clean clothes to wear the next day, so she slipped on a pair of his jeans and decided to act like she’s bringing back an old trend. Smooth, Katie. Very, very smooth. But not smooth enough for me!

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  • wtffff, those pants look totally ridiculous! if they actually were female jeans cuffed like that, it would be different.

  • she needs her reebok high tops, her l.a. gear sweatshirt and then.. prest! it’s 1990 all over again.

  • Ewww…bad flashbacks! I remember many greasy looking ugly creeps in high school wore their jeans like that in the mid-Eighties. They would wear those stupid spiky fade haircuts. I’m getting the ugly chills. Stop it, Katie.

  • O_o ….oh well, I really like her….but c’mon ….what’s that??? ….
    …yeah…no comments…-_-… didn’t really expected that from her =( ….

  • She sported the same look in mid-July…I have a friend who still tight rolled her pants until about two years ago. I tried and tried to tell her that she looked like an idiot. And, let’s face it, if Katie The Robot Cruise can’t pull it off, no one can.

  • lol – i am glad to see no one is excited about the posibility of the rolled cuff making a come back. everything old does not have to be new again.

  • She looks absolutely horrible. What the hell happened to her?? Oh that’s right, Tom Cruise happened to her. She used to be really pretty, and now she looks like a cross-dressing dyke trapped in the eighties.

  • I don’t know what happened… She went from fashion icon, she had this great hair and was always put together, to having this everyday mom hair and housewife clothes. She is not a housewife.

  • i absolutely love boyfriend jeans- but that cuff !!! WTF !?!
    i mean seriously, is it part of that show where celebrities fake doing goofy shit so the paparazzi will report it and everyone will laugh?

  • come on, people!!! can’t you see!!! i bet tom is MAKING her dress that way so she won’t look beautiful and attractive to the other guys!! he’s HOLDING HER DOWN!!! piece of crap. katie; you’re crazy.

  • So, I was trying on jeans today and the store actually had a pair like this! I tried them on because they looked so ridiculous on the rack, I had to see what ‘style’ they were supposed to be on the body. Of course they looked like hell.
    I live in Sweden, so maybe it’s supposed to be some european look?
    However, I have NOT seen anyone wearing anything like this here. And they wear some ridiculous shit around these parts, sometimes.

  • Please. This bitch’s style is basically just “whatever looks hideous on other women can still look ok on me because I’m married to Tom Cruise and have billions of dollars.”

    Makes me sick to my stomach.

  • omg thank u so much! she has been looking terrible lately…. like a total dude, with no sense of style! i think these style of pants are like her new fave thing, n they look ugly as hell, esp with that hair!

  • @ Eyes of Green –

    I think Aussie was talking about the clothing brand “Tommy Girl” popular in the 90’s, not Tommy as in Tom Cruise.

    But I agree, she cant be wearing his or they’d be too short, unless maybe thats why she has them cuffed lol

  • hahaha you guys are all crazy. katie has her own sense of style, she doesn’t have to be like everyone else and dress super trendy. and frankly, i think she’s really fashionable.

  • She’s desperately trying to make us believe it’s the 1990s because that’s the last time anyone took Tom Cruise seriously.

    It’s too bad because, unpeg those pants, and she’d look cute.