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People Magazine Gets First Pics of Brangelina Babies

Is is possible that, for once, OK! magazine didn’t get the baby photos?

It appears People magazine has come out on top in the bidding war for the Brangelina twin photos. People will pay between $10-15M for the photos (the exact figure has not been released). Brad & Angie will, of course, donate the cash to charity.

Normally I don’t give a crap about celebrity baby photos — because all babies just look like babies to me — but for some reason I’m really excited to see these photos. I want to see if the babies have wings and halos. I betcha they do. If not, they can at least levitate. I’m certain of that.

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  • People got their last photos also. I think OK goes for the “No one really cares” pictures. People gets the celebs that people give a shit about and Vanity Fair gets the whack jobs.

  • They’re the new generation of Wonder Twins. Shape of two babies who already have more money than most of us ever will!

  • I thought Brad and Angelina “just want to be left alone”? Isn’t that why they were hiding out in France? Oh, wait, no, they’re desperate attention whores just like all the other celebrities.

  • i don’t think any of the other magazines really wanted the pictures. they just all got together to make people have to pay a boat load.
    sort of a literary raspberry.

  • Babies all look like little prunes
    but at least the $$$ is for charity.

    Also speaking of charity,
    I am glad they did not name their kid Charity,
    as that is like a promise the kid is going to be a stripper.

  • Hey, c., I mildly disagree. I think that the older Brad gets, the more he looks like Benicio Del Toro. Anyone else? Anyone?