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9Meet Chris Federline

As we all recall, in the exciting days after Britney Spears settled down with Kevin Federline, the most-asked question from the lips of America’s women was “Does he have a brother?”

No, I’m totally kidding. The most-asked question was probably “Does he have chlamidia?”

Certainly, the last thing we all expected was to eventually be relieved when this man took sole custody of the couple’s two children. The universe is an unpredictable little mass, my friends.

Anyway. Kevin Federline does have a brother. His name is Chris, and it appears he carries with him a Trump National Golf Club score book and an undeserved sense of entitlement. Kevin took him along to the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in Palos Verdes on Tuesday.

July 30, 2008 at 12:06 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Kevin Federline

9 Responses to “Meet Chris Federline”

  1. Sarahe says:

    mmm he’s cute lookin.

    Much better than K-Fed.

    why didn’t brit pick this one??

  2. Jinxy McDeath says:

    It’s good to be fat on someone elses dime. He’s is able to have a nice lifestyle by ditching someone who needed his help when they got sick and taking money for the rest of his life, instead of doing the right thing.

    No respect for this revolting little bug of a man. Nice that he’s getting ugly fast. The only women who will want him he’s going to have to shell out bucks for them to stick around for the pretend black ghetto talkin’ smooth ridin’ *hee* Kfed.

    What’s he have like 5 kids now? Sexah.

  3. P~Cakes says:

    “Undeserved sense of entitlement” hey? Wow, good to know your ripping off lines from Family Guy….. Try to come up with your own shit next time.

  4. NN says:

    They are both herbs….

  5. Some Chick says:

    AHHHHHH HA HA HA He’s fat. He got FAT!!!!!!

    BWAH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eminem?

  6. anonymouse says:

    chlamydia. you spelled it wrong.

  7. big z says:

    COOL,! A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ***”NYwealthyMatch .c o m *** It’s a place full of hot stuff and also a place where the rich & celebrity have romance!

  8. jazmine says:

    Chris is a jerk Kevin is a jerk they both womanizers and are only going places because of brit i hope they get sued and loose all their dough to humble their cocky asses

  9. jazmine says:

    they are not the brightest tool in the shed

    sorry

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