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Jul 28, 2008 at 11:23 am by Evil Beet
Ahhhh ha ha ha.
You guys don’t care about Christian Slater, I know.
But he’s moving in with his girlfriend, who happens to be the head of Jimmy Choo, Tamara Mellon. I want the head of Jimmy Choo to move in with me. I’d totally go all Single White Female on her. And by that I just mean I’d steal all of her shoes.
Okay. Go back to filling out expense reports. It’s more interesting than this post.
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she could do so much better. christian slater??? is he good in bed or something?
I have a strange affection for Christian Slater….it must stem from being a product of the 80′s
Anonymous – It definitely stems from being a product of the 80′s. Does anyone remember Kuffs? God, how I loved that movie before I was old enough to know better…
they look like wax figures in this pic
@ wonkazeld
I swear to googaly goo, I was thinking the same thing.
heathers!!! and i totally thought they were wax too.
he looks like he had bad plastic surgery. :(
Reading about Christian Slater is a hell of a lot more interesting than reading about Lohan or Paris…other other twits. At least he adds variety to the site.
I <3 Christian Slater!
Pump up the volume *sighs*