Why do people keep giving this grade-A asshole jobs?
I can’t wait until Dustin Diamond releases his Saved by the Bell tell-all. It’s sure to have some juicy tidbits about Mario’s disgusting womanizing ways. He’s a horrible person and I wish he’d stop getting work.
Anyway, looks like ratings at Extra are down, and the network wants to pump them up by firing has-been Mark “15:00” McGrath and Dayna Devon, and replacing them with Mario Lopez. Who are all these people who love Mario Lopez so much? And why? Everything about him is so disgusting to me, but maybe that’s just because I care about things like the fact that he cheated on his fiancee at his bachelor party, and then proceeded to cheat on every girlfriend he ever had after that. Minor detail, I know, but it’s the little things that get to me. I also dislike invasive surgery, head-on car collisions, and eating food that someone has peed in. You know. Just the little things.