Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dayum!

Nothing makes me happier than seeing hot men projected as sexy pieces of meat.

So I’m pretty thrilled with this new Nelly ad for Sean John.

“To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man,” says Diddy. “And let’s be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign.”

Yes indeed.

Thank you, Diddy.

But next time let’s do this shot without the underwear, k? You can just have someone draw your logo onto his wee-wee with marker. And by “someone” I of course mean “me.”

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  • While I love Nelly, this is a horrible picture because the dropped waistline in the pictorial makes him look like he has stumpy legs. I mean, where are his feet in this picture???

  • Damn dude……great body!! Reminds me of “feast choc ice”, unarguably yummy with extra on top. Yummy, true, but bad for your waistline.

    I, myself love my guys unbuffed, unmanscaped, a little scruffy, hair in the right places the good Lord created it to be, tall, dark and handsome. And most definitely, non metrosexual.

  • Pull your pants up punk – I don’t care how buff and/or hot you are, this lowrider look is just wrong. On everyone.

  • I’m with Funky–I mean, nice muscles and all, but he’s standing in a puddle of water on a rooftop with his baggy pants pulled down to his hips…it gives his body a sort of oompa-loompa quality. And he looks like he wonders what he’s doing there. I’ve never found that baggy, falling-off-pants look attractive. Just take ’em off; it would be much sexier.

  • its not even that they are just sagging, they are unbuttoned. and sagging. that is pretty dumb. i guess it’s okay for an ad, but if i saw a guy in public like that i’d be like “excuse me, sir, but your pants are unbuttoned, and you should fix it before someone mistakes you for one of those public masturbators.” then i would feel like i did my humanitarian duty for the day.

  • What!

    This is sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy! Yum yum yum!

    I don’t care about puddles, hanging pants….Nelly looks sex!

  • DAMN DAMN DAMN THAT IS A GREAT PICTURE OF NELLY LOOKING OHHH SO SEXY…..I’M SO JEALOUS OF ASHANTI SHE GETS TO HAVE ALL OF THAT:)

  • I’m mostly thankful that you can’t really see his face…the only thing that would make this better is a brown paper bag ( for his visage) and a pint of vodka ( for me to drink)

  • Oh my….. I didn’t know he was that hot… But it’s the same as 50 cent though, i would have to cut off their heads for them to be perfect, cus they’re fucking ugly, but they have those super hot bodies omg..