U2’s Bono is reportedly going to be The Godfather of Brangelina’s new twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
“They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they’ve become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson.”
Apparently Angelina has also consulted with her former girl-flame Jenny Shimizu about being a godmother to the twinsies, but Brad has yet to give his consent. I don’t blame him! That’s kind of like Brad being like, “You know, Angelina, I think we should make Jennifer Aniston the godmother.” Angelina would freak out and vomit all over him, instead of in the toilet where she usually does it. Was that crossing a line? Eh.
I wish Bono was my godfather. I don’t even have godparents. That’s what I get for being Jewish. I got a fucking dreidl instead of Bono. That’s total bullshit.
i don;tlike bono – he needs to get over himself. pronto.
Pffft. I doubt Angelina even eats enough to need to vomit all over.
It is nice to hear someone slam her for her eating disorder instead of worshipping her for the sex appeal she used to have.
Well, not surprised, bird of the same feather flocks together! Bono is greedylina’s role model in charity swindling, the take-from -the-people-to-enrich-yourself-move-to-another-country-to-avoid-paying-taxes variety.
i think it would be more like if brad wanted juliette lewis to be godmother. which would be so hecka cool.
I’m tired of all things Brangleina and their collection of kids. Bono use to be respectable. He’s a flipping bore now.