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“Why Did You … Throw Your Sister Under a Bus?”

OMG I need Chelsea Handler to adopt me and teach me everything she knows.

Check out this BRILLIANT interview she did with Christopher Ciccone. But before you get to the good stuff you have to listen to Christopher bitch for a full minute about how the NY Observer called him “short and paunchy.” Sweetheart, that’s about the least mean thing I’d have to say about you.

Anyway.

Marry me, Chelsea.

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  • what did he say at 06:08? right after chelsea said that madonna won’t be happy w/that pic of her on the cover, it’s somthing to do w/ m’s facelift… i listened to it like 10 times and i still can’t hear it… somebody? pl?

  • Different person has different style.My black friends on the page,___ m i x e d mate. c o m____ > , also have their own style.And they live a happy life .We can’t comment anyone because we are different.

  • he’s a real piece of work. she is welcome to live her life how ever she chooses. as are the rest of us! this is bull and he’s an ass.

  • He said, “They probably shouldn’t have pulled her face that tight then.” So I guess she doesn’t age as gracefully as she would like us to believe. LOL

  • I love Chelsea. What was even funnier than this guy was the round tables discussion of how ugly SJP is.

  • I’m with Susie. Madonna’s worth millions and she begrudgingly gives her grandmother $500 a month and pays her medical bills. Now just because she’s rich, doesn’t mean she has to float her entire family, but jeez- I would at least make sure my grandmother and my Dad were taken care of.
    SJP had an interesting take on this, she said something like, “I help my family with what they need, not what they want.”

    Madonna always seemed like a selfish, self centered bitch to me. Good for Christopher for having the balls to write the book.

  • Every gossip blog I have read have been hating on him and defending Madonna, saying he sounds like a bitter old queen who is just jealous of her success. From the excerpts that I have read, it sounds nothing like that. It just sounds like he’s telling it like it is from his point of view. Everyone is just jumping on Madonna’s side. Please, i’m over her.

  • Anyone think it’s coincidental that his book release was timed to coincide with the sale of her tour tickets? And then there are the ARod stories to boot. This all reeks of PR to me.

  • is he sure he’s gay? i mea, he seems to get very bitter once his gal pals find love and spend more time with their husbands than him!

  • there’s the tour, his book, arod, and guy ritchie’s movie all at the same time. i would say it’s a big pr conspiracy, like the christian bale thing, but i would probably sound just as crazy.

  • also, i have a hard time believing that madonna would not help her father if he would accept it or needed it.

  • who care about the queen…let’s talk about chelsea for a moment. she’s hot. i would hit it, absolutely

  • i mean queer, fruit…the one the rest of you are talking about above.

    chelsea’s a cute, little thing alright.