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Khloe Kardashian Checks into Jail

Tranny Kardashian was taken into custody this morning to serve her 30-day sentence for parole violation following her DUI last year.

Her sisters and mom were on-hand to send her off.

“You never want this to happen to your child,” said Kris Jenner, choked up.

Then she shouldn’t have violated her parole!!!

Stupid rich people probably thought they could get away with it. Didn’t Paris Hilton teach us anything???

Tragically, Khloe will probably only serve three days or so of the 30 days, but still.

Makes me smile.

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  • Doesn’t seem to me like it happened “to” her, you know? The situation is of her own making.

  • ” “You never want this to happen to your child,” said Kris Jenner, choked up.”

    My God, he’s talking as if she was carjacked and raped by someone with AIDS or something.

    The monumental idiocy of this family never ceases to amaze me. They are such dolts that if you asked all of the ‘Dash clan to put their heads together and use their collective intelligence as a super power, a black hole of stupidity would appear and bring fourth the next apocalypse.

  • Honestly I hate all the Kardassians, but her mother went on ryan seacrest *hate* and said she’s sad her child is having to do this, but Khloe knew what she was supposed to do and didn’t do it, so she is going to have to do the time as punishment. It’s very rare for a parent to not make excuses when their spawn is doing something wrong. So inspite of everything, I think they had a fairly good and normal upbringing. It’s just that all the kids, including brody jenner are so hideous. It’s refreshing to see a parent not passing the buck though.

  • it’s probation, not parole. Parole is when you get released from prison. she is NOT prison material… ;)

  • well i dont
    care if she violited her poral
    or killed sum body i love her she is sick with it
    and i like this pictur
    soo preetty!

  • stop being pathetic and jealous! you must have a pretty sad life if your writing this shit about someone who’s never done anything against you!