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Why Khloe Kardashian’s Going to Jail

Following her DUI arrest last year, Khloe was sentenced to roadside clean-up duty and an alcohol education class. She did neither!

Because of that, Khloe’s been sentenced to do three days in jail, although she’ll probably end up doing less than that.

Maybe she figured it would be easier to spend a few hours in the pokey than to face the shame of cleaning up garbage in an orange suit on the side of the road. I kind of don’t blame her! But the alcohol education classes? You should have just done that shit, girl. You just sit in a room for a few hours.

But anyway, this is the most publicity Khloe’s gotten in, well, ever! Good for you for making a name for yourself, Khloe. Soon, you’ll no longer just be the ugly Kardashian sister; you’ll be the one who’s gone to jail!

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  • Hi, hi that’s right. She really the ugly one.
    But maybe she want’ to go to jail, because of Paris.
    Maybe she’s looking for a new BFF …

    • Really you think that she is ugly. How could you ever say that about someone, that is so rude and inconsiderate. I you look in the mirror for awhille i can damn sure gurantee you will find something wrong with your self. So before you open your mouth you should think of your self in her situation, how would you feel if she said that about you?

    • you are so MEAN!!!
      She is not ugly, and personally you should get a life instead of hurting people.
      And i bet you think your body is messed up too!

  • Shes not the ugly one..i think shes really pretty and the kim and courtney are hot in an very obvious way..she looks different and better in my humble.. I heart her, shes funny and def the cool one..that is all..

  • she looks like that wrestler chick that looked like a dude before she went all ape shit with the plastic surgery. I think she also had a sex tape. what was her name? china or chyna so retarded shit like that

  • I love Khloe. I can relate to her. The whole drunk driving thing came about on the anniversary of her Dad’s death. Drinking and driving is not acceptable ever, but people deal with grief in different ways. Lucky she didn’t hurt herself or anyone else. Now she dealing with her consequences. I also don’t think she’s the ugly sister. I don’t know why people think in order to be tall and hot you must be a skeleton like so many models. Curves are in too! Even a ‘plus’ size model won ANTM.

  • I totally agree with the Chyna comment but she could look dead on Mandy Moore if she lost about 30 lbs. What I don’t get is why she didn’t just do the community service. There wouldn’t have been any jail time. Maybe she knows of a last minute reprieve in the wings.

  • She’s just LAZY… and now she will go to jail, and whine and cry to her mom how awful it is in jail… wah wah… they should team her up with “Dick” Hogan.

  • Yea, Khloes pretty ugly. Nothin attarctive about a fat girl thats like 6 feet tall. Unless your into big ugly girls

  • Ugly yes all of the Kardashians are ugly. They’ve got egos bigger than there butts, just proves it with little miss DUI not doing her community service, we have to if we do wrong

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