Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel: No Longer Fucking Each Other

The long-term Hollywood couple — you’ll recall Jimmy left his wife for Sarah about five years back — have called it quits.

“Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment,” said Kimmel’s publicist, although both Jimmy & Sarah’s publicists did confirm the break-up.

I’d be sad here, but I think Sarah rocks and I think Jimmy’s a piece of shit, so I’m happy about this.

I DO wanna know what went wrong, though.

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  • It did bring 2 hysterical videos though. Love Sarah, has the ‘cute girl that is funny and don’t need to work on the cute, because you’ll want to f me because i’m adorable’ look

  • Sarah Silverman is f’ing hilarious and super-hot. Jimmy Kimmel squints like he’s either super stoned or the sun is directly in his eyes. I think we need to see more Sarah out there…

  • I don’t know what’s happening to me…oh my gosh…i feel it..is it? no… could it possibly be?…a…SADNESS… for a relationship ended?? This was probably the only couple in the whole world I was rooting for…

    Nah, just indigestion.

  • They both suck a huge cock. I could not care less, I find neither of them funny in the least bit & they’re both ugly as hell. Fuck em both. :)

  • Silverman is not funny has has bee! I don’t care how many shows they give her, or how loudly they play the canned laughter in the background, she is NOT funny!
    She saw her meal ticket in the entertainment industry and broke up a family to get what she wanted. Her ‘cuteness’ is fading fast and she no longer carry off a pony-tail look.
    The scank wanted to be the hot one in high school/college and never quite made it there. Her comedy is just about offending other races/religions other than her own.

    Kimmel separated from his wife Gina after 14 years of marriage. I wonder if he regrets that?

  • Oh yeah, Kimmel was totally carrying Silverman on his shoulder. I wonder how she’ll do now…probably tank.

  • Sarah Silverman is super hot man! I’d be glad to be her personal bush trimmer, and I’d even throw in the eyebrows for free!

  • I heard he gave her up because he was afraid of catching something from that dirty, filthy, foul mouth of hers.

  • “But you gotta admit, the whole stick-a-mic-in-my-vagina-and-have-it-sing bit was pretty darn funny.”

    Nope-not at all. She sucks big time.

  • I heard they broke up because she woudlnt put the lotion on the skin and she got tired of the hose

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