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Oh Hells Yes: Playboy’s Girls of Olive Garden Winners Revealed!

Meet them here.

I must say, although I’m somewhat disappointed in these pictorials, I really really really want Olive Garden tonight. It’s been way too long since I’ve had a date with my lover! (My lover, of course, being Olive Garden.)

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  • Well we know you don’t go their for the ladies=) Sarah is the prettiest though. Except she should be in heels in the picture

  • WTF? Who’s idea was this? What next lovely ladies of Krispy Kreme. Have they finally run out of beautiful women who will pose naked.

  • darn! where is the noodles, the sauce, the all you can eat breadsticks, soup and salad. if i hadn’t read “the girls of olive garden” how would i know this is who the are? so disappointing to say the least

  • Screw the Olive Garden (not literally) and all this apparently ‘up market’ facade. I’m going to Hooters! Yay!

  • Wow all of them except the little blonde and the little brunette were ugly but both of them looked about 16 so kinda creepy. Why don’t they just habg out at malls and set up a booth, plenty of attractive slutty girls go to the mall to hang out and would not think twice about getting naked. They would only have to buy them an orange julius or something. Maybe I should start my own mallrat porno magazine COPYRIGHT BITCHES.

  • Um, this is really not good. Like really bad, kinda deal! I think I saw ONE that someone, somewhere, would probably maybe, like to see naked. Although, she looked like Miley Cirus’s fellow fifteen yr old friend. So ew. The other broads though looked like lunch ladies that got handed a comb. Who wants to see you serve my meal, let alone your olive crotch in Playboy!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    Why Hugh? Why!

  • What’s with the misspellings? Her name may actually be “Allysa” but never, ever has the town been called “Ft. Meyers”. Try Ft. Myers.

    Playboy has always been known for its plethora of intelligent women, but did they not have anyone who could have caught that?

  • Wow! This one is really pretty and her body looks nice and toned. She doesn’t have that silicone thing going on like the rest of Playboy’s fugs for the past decade or so.

  • Wow some of these comments are just hilarious!!!
    But uum… i actually work with Allysa Shtafman in Ft. Myers. I’ll have u ppl know… She is dumber than a box of friggin’ rocks!! Seriously!!! Such an airhead. If someone doesn’t know the answer to this question, then they’re just plain stupid:

    U have 7 and a half fish, if 1 and a half fish cost u a dollar and a half, how much is one fish?

    VERY pretty indeed, but oh so STUPID and lacks in the behind area also. She’s just plain weird too.

    And another funny note, there was another girl that tried out from our olive garden (nicole) lmao, she never made it, cuz shes got a freaking crazy eye lmfao!! that bitch is such a freaking slut!! I can’t stand this nicole.

    Most girls at my OG are fucking sluts!!

  • Hi Carlos….. Allysa isnt that stupid she’s just a flake but i still love her. She’s better looking in person also.

  • You all can make your selves feel better talking shit about me, but it was a once in a life time experience! I would have been STUPID to pass that up….oh and Charlie just cause i have a boyfriend who i think is amazing and wouldn’t give you the time of day you have to call me An airhead? Thats alittle pathetic and imature. I love how people judge others without even knowing them.