Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Welcome to Slow News Day Hell

Oh, look.

It’s Josh Hartnett.

He’s the new face of Armani.

They threw him a party.

He wore those glasses.

I just got back from my Russian lesson, so I can now say “I love my little dog” instead of just “I love my dog” in Russian. I can also say “I love my beautiful dog.” And, lest you fear, I can do the same things with my cats, except with them I usually say “big.”

Is today over yet?

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