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Happy 4th of July, Bitches!

America!

Fuck yeah!

Unless Angelina Jolie decides to give birth to the Lords of the New World Order on Friday, I’ll see you guys on Saturday. I’ll be celebrating my country’s independence on Friday. And by “celebrating my country’s independence” I of course mean “drinking.”

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  • You Americans scare me. Lol seriously. Love this song though! But err.. slavery didnt start in America… neither is sushi from there…
    LOL! Love the part where they go
    DEMOCRATS! FUCK YEAH! REPUBLICANS! …uh, yeah, fuck yeah. LMAO!And why is Christmas part of the song??!! ROFL I mean, it’s not only an american holiday! And on the topic of Christmas, can you PLEASE tell me why y’all say Happy Forth of July and not Happy Independence Day? Why not say Happy 25th of December?

  • kari- those are things that american consumer culture finds important. not trying to say they are exclusively american.

  • i hope you would also come back to us if lindsay and samantha officially came out, got engaged, and announced the date of their wedding. *crosses fingers*

  • > Bush is not the entirety of our history.

    No but his legacy will be your future. There is no going back now without a new revolution.

    Your country is a military controlled fascist police state that spends more on war and death than the rest of the planet combined.

  • PLEASE tell me why y’all say Happy Forth of July and not Happy Independence Day? Why not say Happy 25th of December?

    I will take a crack at it. I believe Independence was gained from Britain July 2 but they asked to have an official public announcement made, squabbled about the writing of the public announcement for anther two days, and finally agreed on the writing of the public announcement on the 4. Soo our Independence Day is actually July 2. Fourth of July is the day that a document was agreed on commemorating our gained Independence on Jul 2. So Happy Fourth of July is more accurate than Happy Independence Day. Although you can say either if you’d like. It is called Independence Day on the calendar. Fourth of July seems to be vernacular. Possible because everyone has come to know Independence Day is celebrated on the Fourth. December 25th is a day that the holy people picked to widely symbolize Jesus birth (it’s not the actual day). So it’s more appropriate to say Merry Christmas, than Happy 25th (as on the 25th nothign actually happened).

  • I’d rather live in the USA than any other place in the world, and I’ve been all over the place. Lets not forget the rest of the world is not so fucken perfect either.

  • > Bush is not the entirety of our history.

    >No but his legacy will be your future. There is no going back now without a new revolution.

    Your country is a military controlled fascist police state that spends more on war and death than the rest of the planet combined.

    Hey DP, I didn’t vote for the fucker! Twice! I don’t even give him the courtesy of calling him by his elected title because he’s never deserved enough of my respect to do so. Hopefully the revolution you speak of will be ushered in by the election of Obama. I live in an ultra-conservative Republican state and have already been told my by ultra-conservative Republican employer to remove the Obama mouse pad from my desk. I’ve also been told that I can’t discuss at work my weekly volunteer work for Obama. Fair enough, but I’ll get the last laugh when Obama crushes McCain and the warmongering fuckhead Republicans are sent packing with their tail between their legs. I normally don’t do anything special for 4th of July but this year I got together with a group of Obama supporters for a BBQ to celebrate the upcoming end of Bubba’s reign of lies and fear.

  • I wish Obama was a Canadian politician. Forget his charisma, it is just so damned nice hearing one who is actually intelligent for once.

  • He isn’t terribly intelligent… he called an inhaler a “breathalyzer” and then an “inhalator”