Jun 23, 2008 at 11:55 pm by Evil Beet

You’d think once they hit their mid-30s, these women would realize that there are more than 25 men on the planet. This seems not to be the case, as Cameron Diaz is now dating Jennifer Aniston ex Paul Sculfor, while Jennifer Aniston is dating Cameron Diaz ex John Mayer.

13 Responses to “I Guess You Never Really Age Out of the Playing Musical Boyfriends”

  1. AshleyStorm says:

    Reminds me of my back country small town….who knew Hollywood was so small?

  2. IHeartRatters says:

    That’s gross. PERIOD. Get outta town…but even IN town, is the fishbowl really that small… NO!

  3. Fartface McMuffin says:

    Kind of like passing around fruitcakes at Christmas

  4. jinx says:

    More like passing around the herpes.

  5. lolly says:

    yeah i was gonna say they’re all sleeping with each other in some form. uber ew.

  6. devilgirl says:

    Hollywood is just one big cauldron of steaming herpes soup! Everyone is dipping out of the pot and sharing spoons!

  7. Skye says:

    Awwww, Cameron deserves to get a piece.

  8. Asta says:

    Yeah, I bet they totally called each other and planned this out. *eyeroll*

    This story is boring.

  9. Lettie says:

    Isn’t it weird they all just do the rounds – why would they want sloppy seconds like that? Almost incestious….

  10. Alan says:

    It reminds me of one of the funnier lines that I heard on “Two and a half Men”. “They’re like a box of hampsters crawling all over each other.”

  11. Anonymous says:

    who makes her dress?

  12. Anonymous says:

    this dude’s hot!! after dating micky-mouse-look-a-like-justin-idiot she deserves some yummy flesh.

  13. Just Saying says:

    I’d hit that hot and juicy.

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