Little Maddie Briann still practically has a toe in Jamie-Lynn’s vagina, and Britney’s back in LA already!
Britney got back on Friday and caused some paparazzi insanity at LAX.
She clearly had to hurry back to her busy life of filming cameos that won’t be included in music videos.
Seriously I’m open to all your ideas on why the hell Brit only stayed for like 24 hours after JLS had her kiddo. I can’t think of any huge work obligations she has coming up. I mean, Britney’s flaked out on work stuff for WAY less than the birth of her first niece. If my sister had a newborn baby, I’d stick around for awhile, if only to show up at her house every day around noon, looking well-rested, perfectly dressed and impeccably coiffed, sipping my Starbucks and laughing at her for an hour or so before announcing that I had to leave or I’d be late for my facial.
Is Britney a bit jealous?
Or does she just want to give Jamie the opportunity to spend some time with her baby without the Britney Spears paparazzi feeding frenzy outside the door?
2 thoughts: jealous of the baby girl OR she actually realized she had 2 kids of her own and wanted to spend time with them?!
She doesn’t have her niece under that muu-muu does she?
Maybe she’s actually concerned about there being even more paps if she’s around too long, and wants to let her sister enjoy her first days of mommyhood?
Who knows what kind of conversations there are between them. Maybe JL told her to get the eff outta there and Brit obliged.
I don’t think it’s too big a deal, really.
But then, I hate my sister.
I heard elsewhere that Jamie had to arrange throught the courts for Birt to be able to hop state, maybe whe was required to be back?
Typical, short attention span. 24 hours was enough time for the attention to be on somebody besides her. She keeps wearing those pink boots with the HUGE stains all over them. For fucksake it’s SUMMER! She looks crazier, fatter, uglier than ever.
PS I LOVE that she ALWAYS has her phone in her hand … Who’s calling? NOBODY.
PSS Hideous MOO MOO.
That was funny. I love not having kids.
britney britney.. I remember the times you were still a number one popstar and a blonde bombshell.. What the heck happened along the way?
You know, I’m middle-aged, with a toddler, and sometimes (OK usually) I feel bad about my post-pregnancy body–a little too saggy, a little too soft. Then I see a picture of Britney like this one, and I think of how she looks once she’s all made-up and airbrushed, and I feel 100 percent better. Like I, too, could be hot after a few hours with a team of highly-paid experts. So Britney, even though I’m not your demographic, and I don’t like your music, and I think you’re a little insane, and I’ll probably never forget the way you chewed gum during your interview with Matt Lauer–Thank you. Thanks for getting out there in public looking all dumpy and making average folk like me feel better about our bodies.
@ cj
Awww! You’re awesome! I thought Britney was disgusting in this pic but you made me think of it another way and now I feel beautiful instead. Thanks!
brit looks like she is about to sneeze.
Maybe crazy-Spears and JLS just aren’t that close. I mean, they have a lot in common–premature impregnation by white-trash nobodies, destroying promising careers–but perhaps the gap between wig-wearing-schizophrenic and irresponsible teen mother is just too wide to breach these days.
WOW…..she looks OLD
Well, it can’t be the career thing…
Im going to have to go for door number 2 – She tried to kidnap little Chastity Maddie , and raise her as a mini-Britney. Pink Wig and borrowed bikini’s and all.
Her family decided she was bad influence on the teenage mom.
Ha.
Brit Brit is horrifically ugly, fat, and dumb. She is such a loser. She never had any talent anyway. Pork Pork for Brit Brit? I bet she eats grease for breakfast, at least it looks like she does. Her lttle sis is way hotter than her, and I bet that just kills her. even her mom looks better. She just looks like trailer trash.
Okay, seriously, I’m listening to the “Oops!…I did it again” CD and this totally made me crack up. She doesn’t even look like she’s from the same planet she did when she made this album. It was a great album. She went from “Dear Diary, today I saw a boy” to “Dear Diary, today I smoked some crack…and left my kids…and tried to make a comeback on a sitcom nobody’s ever heard of…and got jealous of my teenage sister for not completely effing up her life and being able to take care of her child.” In all honesty, I really like Brit, but why did she have to make it so difficult for herself to make a comeback?
Kelsee, I think you’re being a bit harsh.
How I Met Your Mother is a pretty good show. It’s not really fair to bash it like that.
Other than that, well…
I have a strong feeling that poor Brit has already seen and enjoyed the (high)t of whatever fame was in store for her…..sadly, it seems that it’s going to be all downhill for her now. Yeah, she will be a “trailer trash” treasure from here on.
she is a style of wonder and beauty. I guess a women can get out of jail and style look fabulous.i signed in the site ..black…century.com and some men were talking her and said she is attractive.
lol @ tvf…i agree
Well, I imagine meeting her sister’s child made her think about her own children and how much that situation is effed up. A joyous event was probably really just sad for her. Look at all the problems she has, and how the fact that almost the whole nation knows about her problems, has seen her crotch (bloody and all), etc, etc. Plus, sounds like her mom and her don’t get along very well. I think she showed up to be nice to her sister and also because she wanted to meet her new niece and then she just wanted to escape. I envy nothing about Britney, nothing at all. I just feel really bad for her.