Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Going Strong!

Despite rumors of a break-up — which, per usual, we didn’t report, because we knew they were bullshit — Lindsay Lohan looks genuinely thrilled to see Samantha Ronson come visit her on the set of her new film, Labor Pains.

Samantha is the ONLY thing that makes Lindsay happy these days. It’s so sweet!!!

Things in Samantha Ronson’s left hand:

– TWO packs of cigarettes (Marlboro Reds and Marlboro Lights)
– Red Bull
– her keys
– her Blackberry

Damn, how big are Samantha’s hands?!

Maybe now I understand why she makes Lindsay so happy …

[Image via Splash]

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  • I think they’re adorable. =) Samantha does seem to make Lindsay happy.

    It’s sad to say, but right now she might be the only person in Lindsay’s life who loves her sincerely without the ulterior motive of seeking more fame. I hate Lindsay’s parents.

  • You are so busting on Perez today. First you make fun of the very light crowd showing up for his fashion presentation. Now you bust him on the Ronson/Lohan breakup. Awesome.

  • Omg. If you love Perez so much, go read his site.

    I call for more Perez bashing! (Not that you do it a lot, Beet. Geez.)

  • first of all: how cute is it that lilo is reaching to hug her. so jealous.

    secondly: if you cover lilos foot it looks like she only has a torso and samron is carrying her bwahahaha

  • Yesterday, z said something about a bag or something. I was thinking the same thing. I see tons of female celebs going around with all kinds of shit in their hands. Can’t the get a purse/bag/assistant/bodyguard to carry their stuff?? Just me, sorry :)

  • Maybe if she actually put some of that shit in her back pocket it would look like she had an ass! God what a horrid looking nappy root Samantha is..makes her look like she has greasy hair. Im sure the only reason Blohan is so happy is because SaMANtha is bringing her daily coke to snort on the set of her so-called job! Yea for being her dealer!!!

  • If she can carry all of that in her hand, one can only wonder what she’s got stuck up her twat.

  • “Damn, how big are Samantha’s hands?! Maybe now I understand why she makes Lindsay so happy … ”

    That’s right! I told you it was all about the loooong fingers!