This week’s episode of Living Lohan focused on the fact that Ali was the target of “mean girls” at her school. And in her neighborhood. They’re all juss jealous, of course.
The cure?
Dina Lohan dragging Ali’s ass to some inner-city performing arts program where a bunch of black kids sing their hearts out about their awful home lives and Dina’s eyes tear up. This was, according to Dina, so that Ali could hang out with other kids who are “going through the same thing” as Ali. Which doesn’t make any sense at all. What these kids are going through has absolutely nothing to do with what Ali is going through. I don’t know why she couldn’t have just been like “I want Ali to see this so that she understands how good she has it, and how some people sing and dance as a form of passionate, healthy, imperative expression and not to guarantee themselves a VIP table at Goa stocked with Grey Goose and cocaine.” That would have been totally acceptable. But to imply that the problems these kids face have anything to do with the fact that Ali is being occasionally and non-violently teased by girls at her suburban high school is just insane.
It’s like, if my daughter’s contact lens fell out one day at school and she couldn’t find it and got all upset, I wouldn’t make her spend a day at a school for blind kids in the hopes that she could find someone there to relate to in her struggle. Just saying.
Dude, did I have a point?
Not really.
But what I think is funny? All those girls yelling at Ali to go visit her sister in rehab?
Will probably be in rehab themselves one day.
That level of teenage insecurity just screams future drug abuse.
Video only available in the United States.
just what i wanted to say Donkey Punch
Hello from Europe – video only available in the US. Please don’t use again this server :(
Its sad that she has to go through that. I was in HS a few years ago and we never acted like this.
That sh!t is so staged and contrived, it’s not even funny. I almost feel bad for Ali, w/her cryptkeeper mother, sh!theel father, and douchebag sister…almost…
Yeah, high school is not this bad.
but I feel sorta bad for her.
And it did seemed all a little staged.
I agree with Beet on this completely. This school of thought reveals to me that Dinah mimics the stereotype of an uneducated, long-island ex-trophy wife of a Wall-Street convict. Dinah hasn’t attempted to defy her stereo type, sadly enough. Sucks for all of those single mothers who never had time to educate themselves. Hopefully Dinah is not their rep. I don’t know if Ali can ever overcome the “poor me” self-centered program that her mom is installing.
I can’t see the video either :/
Oh Christ… I STRONGLY dislike this family more and more everyday. Does a fourteen year old need to wear that much frickin makeup?? Man.. Long Island sluts, the whole load of them.
why is this family famous when they consist of a crybaby, jailbird dad, pushy, coat-tail riding, pathetic momager, marginally talented but fucked up, perpetually orange older sister, and totally untalented, future rehab visiting younger sister. isn’t there a boy, too? he’ll be fucked up in about 6 months. this family is everything that is wrong with this country. gross….please just go away.
I can’t see the show beacause I live in Argentina.
Besides, here nobody knows who is Ali Lohan. They barely know Lindsay, if you can believe it.
And the video you posted cannot be watched if you live outside the US.
Besides that, I wanted to tell you that a lot of the pictures that you post on your blog cannot be seen unless you press the caption’s link.
Private school or tutor.. it’s not that hard for a solution. Poor thing looks like her dad in drag.
Sorry guys, I didn’t know the video was not going to be viewable outside the US. I won’t use this company again.