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Very Odd News

Um, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter found a dead body floating in the Potomac River on Wednesday afternoon while she was out rowing.

Weird.

Update: I am a dumbass. I originally wrote that this was Linda Hamilton. It’s not. I knew the photo didn’t look right … I haven’t had my coffee yet, sorry. Going to get it right now.

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  • I used to run a resort on the Meramec River in Missouri, and like Linda, I too found a dead body in the river one day. I found the poor woman before the search and rescue guys. They were real idiots. Anyway a lady had gone inner tubing down the river and I guess had a heart attack. She was a guest at another resort, thankfully not mine.

  • Off subject: As beautiful as Linda CARTER may be, it looks like she had a run in with a Botox toting homicidal freak…… but lost the fight. :-(

  • How about Lynda Carter with a “Y” not Linda with an “i” and she’s almost 60 years old. What is she supposed to look like? She’s supposed to have wrinkles.