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Ick!!!

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is such a pretty girl, but she needs a new stylist, stat!

She’s newly single, and she’s just had a hopeless, endless string of red-carpet misses. It’s like she’s not even trying. Like, I know you’ve put on weight, Jamie, and I know that’s hard for you to cope with, but it doesn’t mean you have to wear a black fucking Hefty bag to every freaking event. Look at Jennifer Hudson. She’s a bigger girl — much bigger than you, dear — and she almost always looks fabulous. Have some fun with your fashion!

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  • What the hell are you talking about? The dress looks fine. It’s not some over the top, loud sh!t, but it’s a nicely understated gown for a figure like hers.

    She does, however, need to work on that dead looking hair and snag some complementary accessories.

  • Give her a break. At least it isn’t some sort of Ru-Paul get up that most of the celebutards wear these days.

  • woke up, got outta bed, dragged a comb across my head, put on the first dress i saw and go to premiere…. that’s what i see here. Just wasting that pretty face… blah

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE that after all this technological medical breakthroughs, we still haven’t found a pill to narrow the hips. Like, this girl’s not fat. It’s her stupid fuckin’ hip bones that make her look big and wide. I see 99% of women w/ this problem. Minus the boobs, they have very low body fat, but they’re buying jeans for fat people cuz the stupid bones can’t be squeezed into a smaller size. GEEZ DOCTORS! GET A MOVE ON IT!

  • @Mercedes, … my sister in law has a naturally narrow hipbone but she also can’t carry-out natural child birth …um, I think there are reason’s for women’s hipbone’s to be as they are… propagation of species > fitting into cool jeans.

  • My hips hurt like fuckin crazy ALL THE GODDAMN TIME because they are so ridiculously huge. This morning I was trying to lay on my side and my bone was grinding on the mattress and I couldn’t sleep because of it. Why? Just so I can pop out a couple of kids in like 13 years? It is ABSURD to deal with such a problem for 80 yrs of your life just to be able to use it for 18 mths. And, you can absolutely get a C-section instaed of doing it the normal way AND many studies have shown women with small hips have kids the “normal” way just fine, it’s just a matter of genetics.

    This pill doesn’t have to be for everyone, just like breast reduction pills aren’t for every woman on the planet. To me they were a god-sent since ever since puberty I’ve felt miserable in my own body, I just wanted to go back to being the athletic thin-strip girl I always was. I’m taking them right now and I’m not wearing a bra right now and feel SO DAMN GOOD. It’s like a little bit of happiness is coming back into my life. The hip pills should just be offered to any woman who has hip problems and wants to make them narrower, and the CHOICE IS THEIRS.

    Please, please, please, don’t place an “okay” label on women living miserable lives because “that’s the way it’s supposed to be.” No it’s not. Youre supposed to be happy in your life or it won’t be worth living.

  • i’d rather have narrow hips than have the ability to bear children. yep, i am that selfish. this girl looks like she could do with a belt or something though… and maybe some shampoo?

  • > … and maybe some shampoo?

    The greasy hair trend is something that can’t fade fast enough for me. It doesn’t look sexy, ever. EVER.

    Wash your hair ladies and germs.

  • she looks like she just woke up, grabbed something off the floor of her closet and ran out the door without showering.