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Seriously, Though, Where’s Paris?

Paris’s mom Kathy and her aunt, Kyle Richards, appeared at a Chanel event on Thursday.

But … NO PARIS!!!

Where IS she???

(Oral herpes. Oral herpes. Oral herpes.)

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  • She was on a plane to London today, my friend sat two rows behind her. (dunno if that was her final destination)

  • Ew. I’d like to smack that self-satisfied look off the darker one’s face, too. God, I hate these hos.

  • Sooooooooooooo sick of asshole spammers like ANDY! Anyway, remember Kyle Richards in Escape from Witch Mtn.? Liked the movie when I was young, but hate that I now know that Kim is Paris’ aunt.

  • What’s with the spam??!

    Holy cow, those 2 look identical. And they both have wonky eyes too!

    Some of those dresses on the others are gorgeous.

  • This is the single happiest day of my life.
    Maybe she’s plugging a fragrance to some deep sea fish?

  • I am really not a fan of these print dresses we’re seeing everywhere lately. I mean, I love a good hippie sytle skirt with some paisley, but I don’t like the same pattern on these types of dresses.

  • I can’t believe that I didn’t even notice that I haven’t seen Paris in a WEEK! I could never do your job, Beet. ;-)