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May 29, 2008 at 10:58 pm by Evil Beet
Paris’s mom Kathy and her aunt, Kyle Richards, appeared at a Chanel event on Thursday.
But … NO PARIS!!!
Where IS she???
(Oral herpes. Oral herpes. Oral herpes.)
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She was on a plane to London today, my friend sat two rows behind her. (dunno if that was her final destination)
Cheaper meds there.
Ew. I’d like to smack that self-satisfied look off the darker one’s face, too. God, I hate these hos.
Sooooooooooooo sick of asshole spammers like ANDY! Anyway, remember Kyle Richards in Escape from Witch Mtn.? Liked the movie when I was young, but hate that I now know that Kim is Paris’ aunt.
they all have identical noses
What’s with the spam??!
Holy cow, those 2 look identical. And they both have wonky eyes too!
Some of those dresses on the others are gorgeous.
Maybe she’s recovering from a little surgery.
Ooops, my error, it was other sister, Kyle’s twin Kim that was in Witch Mtn.
This is the single happiest day of my life.
Maybe she’s plugging a fragrance to some deep sea fish?
I am really not a fan of these print dresses we’re seeing everywhere lately. I mean, I love a good hippie sytle skirt with some paisley, but I don’t like the same pattern on these types of dresses.
I can’t believe that I didn’t even notice that I haven’t seen Paris in a WEEK! I could never do your job, Beet. ;-)
What do you mean ORAL herpes?