May 21, 2008 at 07:39 am by Evil Beet

I hate to go all Gossip Girl on you, but B was spotted at Kanye West’s after-party drinking nothing alcoholic.

Can this possibly be the champagne-loving B we know and love?

Only if she’s preggers!

Why else would it have taken her so long to tie the knot with longtime love Jay-Z?

And seriously what the fuck is Dan doing with Vanessa? BULL SHIT. He belongs with Serena!

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

17 Responses to “Beyonce Is Totally Preggers”

  1. Fartface McMuffin says:

    Jay-Z was obviously the hold out on the marriage and B did what any self-respecting woman with a time-ticking uterus would do… she let him knock her up so she could trap him.

  2. Persistent Cat says:

    I thought they wimped out of that season finale.

    Am I old because I find Rufus the hottest man on that show or do I find Rufus the hottest man on that show because I’m old. Or is it because Rufus is the only man on that show.

  3. princess pink says:

    @ beet:

    she’s totally preggers. everyone is these days! married or not.

    on an unrelated-to-this-post note, your site keeps crashing internet explorer. every time i click on a post to see the comments, it kills my explorer and i have to re-boot. this has been happening for a couple days now, and i thought i would mention it, in case anyone else was having this problem as well.

  4. Alek says:

    Look what i found!

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  5. Starfish says:

    Is this a recent pic? Look at her ROOTS! You cannot color your hair your 1st trimester.

  6. loveitloveit says:

    okay what is up with people getting married just because they’re pregnant? seriously how does that change anything? i know people who have been in a long term relationship(that had marriage somewhere in the future) who got pregnant, had the baby, and later got married. and that’s okay, peeps.

    there’s nothing disreputable about it, and if anything it shows that you truly want to be with the other person. i don’t see being pregs as anything to be ashamed of…(speaking as an unmarried-nonparent-living with her boyfriend-works at a maternity clothing store-liberal chick).

    i still have to laugh about jamie lynn though. dude, that SUCKS for her. she’ll have like a nine year old by the time she’s my age…

  7. nicole says:

    i love you. i feel the same way about the season finale. I hate that Vanessa and Dan bullshit. But Blair and Georgina plzz…. i love Blair.

  8. kattis says:

    Noo dont ruin Gossip girl for me we arent that far along over here :(

  9. Julia says:

    @ Persistent Cat

    It’s because Rufus is the only man on that show. And what a man he is- what in the name of sanity is Lily thinking????

  10. lxve says:

    pftpfptfptpftpfpt.

    gossip girl books > gossip girl show.

    dan and vanessa belong together.

    serena and blair will always share nate.

    chuck… well i won’t spoil that bit.

    rufus is ridiculously appealing in the show, however, while he’s supposed to be… er… less than, in the books. but i don’t mind that particular inconsistency. :]

  11. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i wish beyonce would stop with those ugly weaves and wigs. i think she would look cute with a short fro.

  12. Ashley says:

    don’t care about beyonce.

    dan belongs w/ serena. fuck vanessa. i’m w/ ‘lxve’ though-i read the boooks, so i know what’s happening!!! they do make rufus out to be not so appealing in the books…TOTALLY different story on the show! YUM ♥

  13. anon says:

    please…make her go away.

  14. anon says:

    I thought I read somewhere years ago that she doesn’t drink, EVER. So if that’s true then this means nothing.

  15. knee says:

    “loveitloveit” you said it best!

    PS – People who use preggers, preggo and or use it in glittery HTML graphics need to be shot!

  16. mealgileshf says:

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