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Who the Hells Gets Married on a Monday?

Jessica Alba, it turns out, who quietly wed baby daddy Cash Warren on Monday, her rep confirms.

Stupid Jessica Alba and her stupid “private” life. Why can’t she make a big hullabaloo about her wedding while acting like she doesn’t want the press involved? Like everyone else does? We were blindsided by this, Jessica! Blindsided!

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  • In her quest to forever be miserable she picked the most hated day of the week for her moment of bliss.

    It must really suck to be so pretty. Poor her.

  • I remember reading in some magazine over here that she had left him and wanted to raise the baby by herself?

  • I got merried on Monday beet!!!! OK, it was halloween and was a costume wedding so it was kick ass! But, people do get married othe days besides Saturday….how boring and traditional!

  • i’ve never heard one bad thing about jessica alba except she doesn’t give the paparazzi the time of day. she seems pretty level headed, which you don’t see much in hollywood these days.

  • Yeah, count me in on the sound of hearts breaking there, lollylicious… =*(

    Ah well, lucky guy…

    Yeah, I really commend her on keeping the press at bay.

  • EvilBeet-
    I’m laughing my butt off, because I got married on a Monday-Summer Solstice- four years ago this June, and I’ve never been happier. But all of our friends said, “who the hell gets married on a Monday?”
    Keep up the good work with quitting smoking, too-you can do it :))))