Eva Longoria may have shown up wearing a bridal gown designed by her husband’s basketball team, but nothing could distract from Queen Angelina and King Brad at the Cannes Kung-Fu Panda premiere.
Angelina looks so happy!
And so skinny!
She’s reportedly going to give birth — to TWINS! — in just a couple of weeks now.
What a whorebag she is. I hope her babies grow up to be gay (like she was), Marry people WAY older than them, tattoo that persons name on their arm, wear viles of blood around their necks AND then make out with eachother. Now wouldnt THAT be a great example of Karma? And then break up a marriage and begin to buy all kinds of babies of their own, you know, to try and cover up the fact that they would be homewrecking sluts?
>I hope her babies grow up to be gay (like she was)
Better than an a bigot like yourself I would say.
Who asked you “Donkey Punch”? LOL, What the fuck kind of name is that? Probably explains what you look like.
P.S. I guess you dont know what sarcasm is. Bigot? never.
I’m a straight man, but I feel perfectly comfortable admitting that Brad Pitt looks ridiculously gorgeous in that picture. He’s right up there with Alex Trebek and Patrick Stewart, in my opinion.
wow “kaykay” did someone drop you on your head when you were little or something? jesus.
she is soo pregnant.
@ anonymous
You are so original. I mean, nobody has ever used that line against somebody EVER. You are a genius.
donkey punch always has something to say to everyone that disagrees with him/her. fuck donkey punch! Whats up with Angelinas paralyzed man handed arm?
What the GD kind of dress is LongWhoria wearing! Why in the hell is she there in the first place, she is a c-list t.v. “actress”. I can’t wait til Tony Parker divorces her ass, then she’ll really regret that fugly ass nine tattoo on her back
Not surprised at all domino you are supporting gay bashing. Shows what kind of person you are.
Let see now, where in the fuck did you get that I was supporting gay bashing? My brother happens to be gay, so I doubt I am gay bashing. Unless you are gay, and the fact that maybe people disagree with you makes you equate that to gay bashing, well then I guess I am. You are still an asshole.
You were defending KayKay above who was gay bashing. It makes you also a gay basher.
come on now kiddies, lets all get along – don’t we have better things to discuss?
I LOVE THAT GREEN DRESS.
She got big fast!
They look nice together, although I don’t really like that skank!
I didn’t know the paps wore tuxes for this shit, funny.
What’s with the bridal gown??
arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Ouch! XD
that was funny Jake.
Angelina looks hot. And so does Brad my man crush. Where is the fadora?
Silly Muffy, those aren’t paps they’re all celebrity parents. They must be so proud. LoL @ aggressive commenters, good one Jake!
I LOVE this couple! They seem so in love and happy. They can never keep their hands off each other. Great humanitarians and an amazing family! Best of luck to them and all their children.
jake, you are funny. this is true.
Special Olympics! Bwahahaha! *wipes eyes* Thanks, Jake.
That joke is older than the internet itself. You guys need to get out more, lol.