Coming up next week on Work Out … Greg hooks up with hooker Trainer Renessa, and also he may be an alcoholic!
Oh, please, please, please let him be an alcoholic!
Then I can get him wasted and make him marry me!
And by “marry” I of course mean “have sex with.”
Okay, sorry, I’ll get over this crush soon enough and write about things that other people care about, I promise. I’m just very “Crushville, Population: Me” right now.
I hope the show comes up with some reason to put him in a fireman outfit.
No, no, that would probably kill me, actually.