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Janet Jackson’s Dress: Love It or Leave It?

At the Alexander McQueen store opening in LA.

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  • ombre is so in this year, but in that outfit she just looks like she just came out of a cacoon.

  • I’d like to see her do something practical in that dress (other than standing with her arms held up). Try eating. Or any small movement for that matter. Ridiculous.

  • On a woman with stature, it’d be ok. Diana Ross would rock the shit out of that dress.

    And Janet’s boobs always look digusting and weird. She’s had the worst boob jobs. She only looks good on the odd occasion where she actually covers them up.

  • Janet Jackson must have some really mean friends. I mean if I came out in this dress in front of my friends and said hey check out this dress I am wearing to the Alexander McQueen store opening in LA, they’d die laughing and ask what I was really wearing… like nobody would even take me seriously.

    Janets friends must have been smoking the crack pipe when she bought this shocker out

  • She should’ve worn a headdress or more interesting make-up…something more Cruella Deville

  • The colours are giving me the faint taste of pepto-bismol and grape Robitussin.

    If it actually fit her and was in a more flattering colour-way, it would be a lovely gown that really would flatter her figure, especially her high waist…

    …Why pink, Janet? Why *that* pink? … and why didn’t you have the ladies at the boutique correct the neckline and fix the issue with the shoulder seams? Did no one fit you for that dress? Did you, perhaps, not wear the same foundation garments to the opening that you did at the fitting?

    Whatever unfortunate thing happened to cause your chest to look like that: Don’t ever do it again. You have money, assistants, personal shoppers and stylists with kilometers of boob-tape at your disposal. Use them. Or fire them. Whatever it takes…

  • the designer who chose it for her needs smacked upside the head.

    then he needs glasses.

  • sh may be getting fat, but I have to say, I do ike the dress. not the color, but the style is very nice.

  • she looks like, i dont know, someone from star wars…specially with that background!

  • I’ll have the Phad Thai, Peanut sauce Chicken and a side of fried rice, thank you!