Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily Lindsay

On Tuesday, Leggings Lohan got coffee.

The end.

But this photo is especially exciting because, if you look closely, you can see the little clasps where they put in her hair extensions. And this is exciting to me because I am a huge loser with nothing else going on in my life so I have all kinds of time to carefully inspect every inch of a Lindsay Lohan photo. And you guys are the beneficiaries! Yay for you! Sad for me. :(

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  • maybe it is time that we open an account for donations in her name.
    perhaps then she will finally be able to buy a mirror/a pair of jeans.

  • five
    five dolla
    five dolla foot long
    That’s what she was really after. After all, she is a hose beast.

  • Beet, how the hell did you notice that!??
    and Melissa – LOL! hose beast?? what the hell? I love it anyway hahahahah!!! <3

  • Caz: :) Yes, indeed. She likes the schlong in and around her facial area.

    To quote Knocked Up: “She like-a the way the dick taste.”

    My quote: fuckin BLECH!!!!