Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everyone Gets Their Porn for Free Now

Playboy Enterprises posted a quarterly loss on Tuesday, because of weaker publishing and domestic television revenue and forecast more trouble during the year, pushing its shares down 8 percent.

Says its CEO, Christine Hefner (Hugh’s daughter): “Our publishing and domestic entertainment businesses continue to face unprecedented change in the way consumers access and use media content.”

Translation: “Porn is free on the Internet now. That sort of fucks up our whole selling-porn-in-a-magazine business model.”

Heh heh.

I take some pride in the fact that I am a small part of the machine that’s bringing down Playboy.

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  • Sounds like the RIAA b!tching about downloads. EAT A D!CK, ESTABLISHED INDUSTRY!!

  • @ kmay: lmao I think there are tapes of people “behind the scenes” using pulleys and levies to get Heff through the day. HE’S A PUPPET!

    But it is kinda sad to watch your empire fall apart in one lifetime.

  • So perhaps Playboy should provide it free online as well? Drive that traffic back to professionals! Playboy you can totally dig your way out of this. (No offense Beet)

  • OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.