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Amy Winehouse: Yup, Still Going to Die Soon

So Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson were supposed to be in the studio recording the theme track to the new James Bond flick, The Quantum of Solace (to quote Lisa Simpson: “I know those words …”), but it never quite happened.

Said Mark: “We tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet.” Hottie Mark also adds that the track will, quite frankly, probably never get made “unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it.”

Um, well, yeah, Mark, that’s basically the miracle of science that results in the immaculate conception of all tracks. But I think what Mark’s saying is “There is no fucking way Amy is going to pull her shit together enough to actually record a song in the studio. Maybe if we, uh, built a small studio into the corner of a bar? That might work.”

Oh, Amy. Get it together, girl.

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  • Um, is it the raspberry vodka and tonic with tons of ice that is making me think this guy is kind of cute? Forgive me ladies, but I’m on my fourth drink and he does look cute right now – I may think differently after I wake up at 10:30 a.m., take a shower and chug down a cup of Salada Tea when what I really want is a Starbucks Venti Black Ice’d Tea with a shot of Raspberry but I may be too hungover to drive. Anyway, back to this cutie at this point, OMG, is he related to Sam-Ugly-Take-A-Showerat-some-point-Ronsom – LindHo’s girlfriend? I must be drunk if so!

  • How ironic, Geminijem – I, too, am drinking UV Blue (not sure if that’s what you’re drinking, but it’s raspberry vodka and DAMN delish). In fact, I cut the middle man right out and am drinking it straight from the bottle. He is cute… a mix between Brad Renfro (:() and Jake Gylenhaal (don’t know how the fuck you spell it, and I don’t feel like looking it up). His mouth looks like fun too, huh?

    Fuck… we need to put the bottle down and step away from the keyboard.

  • He is cute, and I’m sober. I’m actually drinking Geminijem’s Starbucks hangover drink, with melon instead of raspberry. Yay for people drinking the same drinks and reading gossip!

  • Mark Ronson is soooo dreamy even though he’s related to Samantha Ronson

    OOOh there’s clip some where of Mark on Lily Allen’s show. Lily reads some fan mail and it said that this woman hopes Mark doesn’t mind if she masturbates to his picture. I love his response. (I can’t find it, but its on Youtube probably)

  • omg he is soo cute and very talented and knows how to dress! and he dated rashida jones so that means he likes black girls. lol. obv i love white guys and i’m black. lol. his mouth does look like a lot of fun…

  • Aww, I’m so disappointed! I was really looking forward to hearing Amy on the mvoie soundtrack :[

  • he’s cute
    but seems dressed for funerary purposes
    and I haven’t had a drink in three days

  • He looks like SamRo, but a hot version of “her”, and minus the cocaine habit. I say “her” because she looks like a 12 year old boy with an addiction to narcotics. Four years ago, I would’ve said that Lindsey could do better, but now adays I’m not so sure. She’s looking fuglier by the minute. It’s call sunscreen, girl! You’re already covered in freckles; don’t make the situation worse. But I digress. SamRo=unattractive boy/lady; MarkRo=hot jungle feverness (hi Grace ;) ); Amy Winehouse=tragedy

  • That should be Lindsay Lohan. My bad. I hate it when people spell my name wrong, so I will do her the courtesy of correcting myself.

  • I have been swooning over him like a 7th grader for ages now. I love his music and his eyes and his hair….you know everything about him is sooo dreamy

  • It’s weird how Samantha Ronson makes me recoil in horror, yet her brother makes me twitch in an altogether pleasurable way.

  • i think its funny that everyone is in love with mark ronson…i wasn’t really paying attention to his appearance-i was more in awe of the fact that amy really isn’t DEAD yet.
    *sigh*
    why can’t I check her into rehab? i used to love her so much..

  • i think its funny that everyone is in love with mark ronson…i wasn’t really paying attention to his appearance-i was more in awe of the fact that amy really isn’t DEAD yet.
    *sigh*
    why can’t I check her into rehab? i used to love her so much..

  • heh lots of the comments start with “he is cute” or somthing to that effect

    and he is no, and if you add him on myspace then he will accept because its like an automatic accept thingy

    :D i love gossip :D