Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Moving Day!

That’s right, bitches! Today is the day that me and Leo are finally free of Chez Eggplant, and get to move into our own apartment, which we will get to decorate in colors and patterns that don’t suck.

We are going to be very busy today with the move, so I probably won’t be checking in much until tomorrow.

I got the keys last night, and Leo and I went to play in the new (empty) apartment for a few minutes, during which I made a little video of Leo and me being dorks.

More pics of Leo are after the jump.

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  • OMG! Leo is so very very beautiful. Awwww, Beet, I’m happy for you two starting over!

  • I “have” a cat(a stray that I’ve fed everyday on my patio for the last 3 years) who’s name is Leo. He appears from nowhere when called to eat my offerings and then be off again. I haven’t got to pet him yet or get within more than 5 feet of him but he’s still my special buddy.

  • Leo deserves his own site, for reals. I’m all about puppy pics.

    And he is totes cuter than Perez’s dog.

    Just sayin.

  • AAAAAWWW!! That pup is too adorable to be true! I just want to eat him up!!

    Hope you’re happy in your new place.

  • @Donna:

    I’m trying to train him to pee on any magazine photos of Paris Hilton’s face. Hopefully you’ll like that video better.

  • Judging by the meat on the fingers I put Beet at around 175 pounds. Kind of a Jennifer Love Hewitt size.

    Not being critical. Just observing.

  • Beet: Probably not. You should just stick to celebrity gossip. Your site is pretty funny.

    Donkey Punch: No way does Jennifer Love Hewitt weigh 175. Also, not being critical.

  • Ahh ha ha ha ha ha!

    You’re a poor judge of weight by fingers, Donkey. :)

    And, for that matter, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t anywhere near 175 pounds.

  • Omigoodness Beet! He’s SOOO cute! I am in love with Leo now! That has to be one of the cutest dogs I’ve EVER seen! (I saw ONE of the cutest because MY dog is also waaaay cute! :) )

  • Who the fuck cares how much Beet weighs? You can’t tell shit by fingers, goodness. Either way, Leo is very very adorable, and Beet, you do have a very lovely voice.

    I hope this new place works better for you!

  • very cute dog. hope the apartment works out well. and not to be overly critical, but your nails looks like the lee’s press-on variety. you deserve better. much better.

  • he’s adorable. and kudos to you for keeping your nails manicured.

    also i have no problem getting behind a ban of donna and donkey punch from this site. they can just shut the f*ck up. :)

  • Good Luck. That dog deserves his own show. My affinity for small dogs does not seem right since, I am large, ugly, and bald and look like I will punch your face in. But put a dog like Leo in front of me and I am happy all day. Leo you my friend, Rock. Not to leave you out, but Evil Beet does also.

  • Leo is the cutest thing ever!!
    and Donkey Punch – don’t be an asshole. Jennifer Love isn’t 175 and neither is Beet.

  • SOOO adorable! i want to eat him up! Now I have to get a puppy so they can have playdates and grow up to marry each other. lol. =)

  • HE IS SO CUTE!!! But I’m sure you already know that :) thanks for posting.

    and whats up with the negative comments? geez… so unnecessary

  • Dude Knows Fingers.. Wtf 175 ? Creep . Cute Video Btw , This makes me appreciate dogs a little more , but not enough to have one :P Sexy Voice beet , By the way.. :)

  • I have gab rags if you need more pictures of Paris Hilton’s face for piddle pads. Best wishes, Beet on making your new dwelling a home for Leo and yourself.

  • Beet, I just want to say you handled my jest with grace.

    For the record: even with Jennifer Love Hewitt putting on a little weight I still think she looks hot ergo Beet’s hands look like there is a hot woman attached :p

  • I love Leo, and you do not look 175, women weigh less than men everyone!! PLUS you’ve got a personal trainer and your gunna have abs of steel soon. Happy moving–I just did that the other day=)

  • Ohhh I can’t wait to meet my great nephew. Bonzo is excited to meet him too. :-)

  • I was joking, honestly! I really didn’t think people would take it so seriously.

    We rag on celebs all the time here. She and her puppy are celebs.

  • you must be loving the fact that posts relating to you and your dog now get a zillion more comments that any of the celebrity rated ones :D looks who’s becoming a superstar!!

  • donkey… 175 lbs? r u crazy…if u added her to myspace youd know shes way skinny, but gorgeous too!

  • > if u added her to myspace youd know shes way skinny, but gorgeous too!

    Yes, I know, I was teasing! A joke. A laugh. A lark.

  • People were teasing about your fingers and no one said anything about how sexy your voice is. I’m just saying. :)

  • Thanks, Beet! Please keep posting little videos of him, K? My son and I were just giggling and “awwwwwww” -ing throughout that whole video. He’s just soooooooooooooo sweet.

  • Jeez, “Princess Pink” lighten up. I come to this site to read Beet’s hilarious commentary on celebrities, not to waste my valuable time watching puppy videos.

    I guess I’m “banned” now. Boo hoo for me.

  • Cute pup! I am trying to decide right now whether to get another cat (I have three) or get a puppy for variety, heh. I just bought a house so I finally have options.

    Just a note though…try not to make finger-biting a play activity. It’s cute now but it’ll reinforce bad behavior when he’s grown up. Flesh shouldn’t be seen as a toy.

  • No one’s getting banned. I only ban spammers and bigots. In fairness, though, I was pretty clear that it was a puppy video. If you don’t want to waste your time watching it, then skip that post.

  • Soooo your dog is incredibly cute and your site is really humorous. I just found it today and I’ve been on it since..well all day haha.

  • That dog is fucking adorable – weirding out my co-workers by giggling hysterically during that vid was totally worth it.

  • BEET!!!! hes adorableee i want another puppy just like him..he reminds me of my dogg who i cant wait to see on sunday!(on vaca.) good luck in the new apartment and i am in loveee with your purse!

  • OMG! he is so cute!!!
    and you have a very nice voice too lol.
    wish mine recorded like that.
    Happy moving!

  • That is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life!!!!!!! Sooooo adorable. How do you get any work done with him around? :)