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OMG! Paula Abdul Is High! And Stupid!

Everyone’s talking about this clip from last night’s AmIdol.

I have no idea why.

Like, Paula said something that indicates she hasn’t really been paying attention to anything in the past half-hour? Jesus, people, Paula Abdul hasn’t really been paying attention to anything in the past decade. Because she’s a drug addict! And she’s stupid on top of that!

Why is this suddenly a big deal?

And how the fuck is Brooke White still in this competition? It’s because every girl under the age of 16 wishes she were their big sister. And every guy over the age of 12 imagines he will be the one to corrupt her. It is not because she has a good voice, or can, ya know, remember lyrics.

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  • Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy and the morphin she takes for relief might be messing with her mind?

  • I was watching the show on DVR .. backed it up 4 times!! hahah! My favorite part was the look on Simon’s face … IDIOT! As she was yammering on and on Ryan was looking offstage like WTF????

  • theyre talking about it because she keeps trying to deny that she takes anything, drinks anything, shoots anything, snorts anything, or says anything smart

  • lets say i’ve been pretty high in my day,that being said….Put down the meds Paula…Damn ……….and Brooke you are a phony….and stop doing that thing with your lips….go back to nanny land !!!

  • Right on, Bill!! Brooke makes me wanna vomit!
    GO BROOKE! .. and by GO ..I mean go home and get offa’ my fucking TEE VEE ALREADY!

  • “This is haaaaaard!”
    What, answering “Paula, who was your favourite?” She really IS stupid!!

  • The best part is that she TOTALLY let the rat out of the bag……THEY WRITE THAT SHIT BEFORE, BEFORE DAMNIT, THEY EVEN PERFORM!!!!!!!!!! AND quite possibly they write HER shit for her!!!!!! Reading it like it was real….ohhhhpleeeaaassseee.

    No one watches that show anyway though.

  • Paula is just an 80’s trainwreck. If you have ever has the displeasure of catching her reality show “Hey Paula” you see what a pill popping, hospitality tent grabbing, cry baby mess she is. Someone just needs to commit her already. She makes Brit look like a pillar of stability.

  • Gabriela. Obviously they have to take notes to remind them what they liked an didnt like about that song. Its not a prewritten script.

  • Paula is in denial and the show sells because she is a train wreck waiting to happen. They do anything t okeep ratings including letting Paula make a fool of herself. No shame on her part. I guess it’s hard finding work these days. Have you heard her latest music attempt?