American Pie‘s Jason Biggs tied the knot last week, getting hitched to Jenny Mollen, his girlfriend of nine months, in a private ceremony at City Hall in LA. There were no friends and family present.
Says a source: “Jason and Jenny agreed that they did not want to deal with the whole family thing because it would have been too stressful on both of them. They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exactly how they wanted it … They are so in love that all that mattered to them was just getting married, whether there were frills or not.”
Um … translation: Jason’s family was like “Do not fucking get married when you’ve only known the girl for nine months! For chrissake, she might turn into a werewolf each June for all you know! At least get a pre-nup!” And Jason was like, “Fuck off, I love her,” and this will end in disaster.
The two are currently on their honeymoon in Hawaii.
Congrats, kids.
hahaha! i totally agree with you on the translation. incidentally. he’s hott to me. is he jewish? i like jewish boys.
Good. Maybe he can blow his load five minutes too early for her too.
Kidding…. only kidding. Wouldn’t that be some shit if he actually had that problem?
you read situations so well, beet.
yeah… I think he’s ‘rebound guy’. Her relationship with writer Drew Goddard broke up last year. I hope this works out for them, but I suspect you may be right, Beet.
shiska