Apr 24, 2008 at 10:09 pm by Evil Beet

Oh yay.

Carmen Electra reportedly got engaged this weekend to her boyfriend, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson. He popped the question while they were celebrating her 36th birthday in Las Vegas.

If this actually happens, it’ll be her third marriage. (The first was to Dennis Rodman — later annulled — and the second to Dave Navarro.) I think someone’s trying to give Pam Anderson a run for her money. How long do we think this marriage’ll last, kids? I give it two months.

22 Responses to “Carmen Electra’s Getting Married Again”

  1. I guess it depends on how much Rob believes his own hype. He might be thinking, “Hmmmm, I can get Carmen, who else could I get?”…

  2. Donkey Punch says:

    Why get married? The only won who wins are lawyers.

  3. Persistent Cat says:

    Well, to be fair, Dennis Rodman is most likely gay and as to the other douchebag, the whole thing was filmed for a reality show, of course it wouldn’t have worked. Maybe this could work if, you know, he likes the ladies and every minute of their day isn’t filmed.

  4. Melissa says:

    That guy looks like a pudwhack. And Korn has been sucking so much ass these days.

  5. iiirene says:

    i think about 4 months no more no less

  6. Caz says:

    Donkey Punch is kind of right. I mean, this woman has been married twice already, and both have failed. I have read views from both Angelina Jolie and George Clooney recently about being previously married and it bringing no joy in the end. Carmen and Rob don’t need to get married to prove anything as a couple, although if it goes ahead I wish them all the happiness in the world.

  7. lolly says:

    one has to ask themselves what is it about her that makes men not want to stay married to HER? shes HOT. whats wrong with her?

  8. DrBamlah says:

    She appears to be pregnant..

  9. Just Saying says:

    This is Joan Jett’s woman. She keeps marrying ambiguous men (Dennis Rodman and then Dave Navarro) and has undercover long-term relationships with women. Marriage is not for everybody!

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    what a dumbass. i give it 5 months.

  11. PoliteTia says:

    It’s not good business. You know, a hooker marrying her pimp daddy. It just isn’t right.

  12. Elyop says:

    Coooooooooolest…………

  13. Leslie says:

    she looks great like 24 not 36! wow

  14. MetalBitch says:

    what the fuck!! she pivked up rob to? Cunt…..

  15. Daniel says:

    What’s Dave gonne do with his CE tattoo on his chest now they’re devorced? I agree, she is a slut! Off to the next one!!

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