Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Larry Rudolph Hits MySpace

I wonder how much you have to pay to be one of the “Cool New People” on the MySpace front page.

Larry Rudolph is there today. You can check out his full profile here. His comments are mostly just people begging him to help Britney. Hee hee.

Also, I can’t for the life of me get the plugin working that was allowing me to show photos of myself on here. And I get no end of emails from you guys like “What do you look like???” Seriously there was one guy who emailed me five times, like, “Me again! I’ll stop emailing you if you send me pics of yourself!!!” So I’ve decided to take the plunge and let people I don’t actually know in person be added as my MySpace friend. I will hear no end of this from my parents, who are fairly certain I will inevitably be stabbed to death by a stalker or a dissatisfied celebrity. But whatever. If you wanna be my MySpace friend, the profile is here. If you’ve tried before and been unceremoniously rejected, try again. I won’t be such a bitch this time.

14 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I love how josh said “you’re too pretty to be this funny.” Kind of a back-handed compliment, but one I would take if offered to me nonetheless. ;-)

    p.s. you are very pretty. and funny. and smart. ok now i’m starting to sound creepy. lol.

  • I hate Josh. Why is it assumed that funny girls are trying to overcompensate for some horrible unattractiveness? WHY? WHY? Not that that has anything to do with me….

  • You are my first MySpace friend, thanx Beet. I am no stalker or serial killer. My parents had the same reaction to the whole MySpace deal, so much so, I lied and said I had reconsidered having a blog on MySpace. I use it for therapy, like a diary, getting over my ex. Somewhere to vent without people really knowing me or caring.

  • Holy Schmoly! You’re pretty! You don’t look evil at all but maybe that IS the evil??? mmmuuhuhauahahauuahahahahahahaha!!! You just added me who’s picture is my dog Yoda the pug. I feel so special. Oh wait… 350 were special before me…. hhhmmm.

    What’s up witht the “proud parent” status…… Story? Or is that the animal kidlets?