Meet Kimberly, who’ll be appearing on the upcoming season of The Real World, in Hollywood. (I thought they were done with that show?)
Kimberly hates ugly people, fat people, dumb people, bitches, ex-girlfriends, and a great deal of other folks.
Her accent is obnoxious. It’s not, like, that slow-paced, calming, lazy Southern drawl. It’s, like, if you took a Southern drawl and shot it up with speed and gave it a bright red Porsche and let it drive around LA for awhile.
Kimberly’s dream is to be famous.
Tragically for everyone involved, it looks like that dream’s coming true.
video no accessible. I guess only Yanks can watch it.
I just found this blog. I am addicted.
And that video is strangely compelling, which is not a good thing.
You know, one day she is going to seriously regret making that tape. Karma means she will one day have a fat, ugly, bitchy child.
Sad, really.
You’re lucky.
My comment was a response to Donkey Punch’s comment, by the way.
I LOVE her!!!
One day she herself will be fat and ugly …or at least fatter and old. It happens to all of us eventually. Hopefully, she will have developed some character and wont be as superficial by then …but probably not.
Oh. My.
I am so glad I live in Australia and don’t have the Real World on tv. It saddens me that there are people like that in the world (and believe me, there are plently of them in Aus too).
While most of it made me cringe, the part that made me laugh was when she said “I’d love to be like a a-list celebrity and make like tons of money and be on Punk’d”.
What an ambition.
Wow! I am from the south myself, but I don’t know ANYONE who talks like that. Holy shit, I am afraid I would have to hurt her if I had to spend more than 10 minutes with her. If I lasted that long…
What an obnoxious hog.
Oh
My
God.
-shoots self-
I got to the part on the couch and wanted tohurt myself really badly. her voie s like dry ice in my ears.
so glad im not gong to be watchng that.
am i the only one who misses the days when the real world was actually substantive? it wasn’t that long ago, no more than five or six years. i think vegas was the first season when the producers said, “hey, screw social discourse, let’s get everyone as drunk as possible and see who hooks up/knocks someone out/pees on the wall first.”
six years later, kimberly’s what we get.
I would kill to have shot at knocking out her teeth again. And I would kill to have a shot at C.T realworld Paris, Yummy.
I’m from Georgia and I have 2 nieces ages 13 and 17 who are JUST LIKE THIS. It’s sick. I can’t wait till the Real World Reunion in 10 years when this bitch is fat, ugly, living in a trailer with a baby on each hip and her fake ass veneers are gone and she’s gumming a Marlboro and sporting a shiner from the beating that her alcoholic baby daddy gave her for spending their food stamps on spam instead of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
She’s the mental and physical equivalent of a bobblehead.
Her dogs even hate her. That poor dog sat on the back of her sofa and didn’t move for the entire video. I feel sorry that they have to put up with hours upon hours of her voice. They need to setup a rescue organization for this sort of thing.
I could not even finish watchin the video. EH!! Once again like the past few years I will not be watchin Real World.
I *heart* Joni. I think it and she posts it before I get a chance to.
sorry, i only got as far as “this is Columbia, it’s beautiful. it’s boring,” and i had to shut it off. if i had dogs, they’d be howling at that nails-on-chalkboard voice. like savna above me, i dont watch Real World either and it doesn’t look like i’ll miss anything.
oh my.
my brain in throbbing. She doesn’t know how she lost her teeth? I guarantee someone punched her in the mouth to get her to SHUT UP!
nice trailer she’s got there.
I usually watch the real world because it is a mecca for idiots like this bitch. I have the feeling we will get to see her cry a lot this season lol YAY!
Obnoxious slag.
ugh. I really hope someone shoots her in the head. stupid bitch. she hates dumb people. um, she should be hating herself in a big way then.
Kimberly,
Will you shut the FUCK up already. Your video is more annoying and your are NOT that pretty. I have seen pretty girl. You look a $.45 hooker from redneck country. If I see you on the street of LA or anywhere in southern Cal. I’ll crack your head with a wine bottle.
Kimberly,
Will you shut the FUCK up already. Your video is more annoying and your are NOT that pretty. I have seen pretty girl. You look like a $ .25 bitch from whoreville. If I see you on the street of LA or anywhere in southern Cal. I’ll crack your head with a wine bottle. If I ever see your FUCKING face. You don’t have to worry about your fake teeth again. They’ll be feeding you thru a straw bitch.
Is it just me or does the dog in the background look like he’d rather be at the pound.
I wait for karma to shove itself up her ass.
And she doesn’t need to brag about her boobs, my boobs are bigger than hers. Most girls are, really.
God I feel bad for those dogs. God only knows how long they have to listen to that crazy bitch talk. Why hasn’t anyone punched her in the face by now?
Disgusting. That’s the most that she’ll ever be, what a loser.
hmmm. I would love to see her and Heidi Montag in the octagon in a match to the death. Then, whoever “wins” gets fed to lions. THUMBS UP!
Kim is actually available for nightclub, bar, and college appearances from the MM Agency.