Here’s Jennifer looking svelte and young and happy, less than two months after giving birth to twins.
Jen has reportedly lost 40 pounds in those two months.
God, I can’t even seem to lose five pounds. Maybe if I stopped eating Burger King and cookie dough all day. And exercised. But OMG! The bed in the furnished apartment I am renting is KILLING me. It seemed okay at first, but, after three nights of sleeping on it, I honestly cannot stand up straight. It’s AWFUL on my back. I, like, waddle around the house. And my stuff is all over, I haven’t even fully unpacked yet, but I can’t even deal with it because it hurts too much to bend over. So exercise is clearly out of the question. And I can’t possibly cook when it hurts so much to stand up. I have to get drive-thru. So then it’s not my fault that I can’t lose weight. It’s the fault of whomever furnished Chez Eggplant. So I’ll just stay fat and lazy, and blame it on other people.
Ha ha, one of my guy friends wore a shirt this weekend that said “I Have the Body of a God” and it had a picture of Buddha on it. I laughed forever.
What was this article supposed to be about?
Oh, yeah. Jennifer. She looks good. And I’m not going to go as far as to say Marc looks good, too — I would never, ever say that about a man wearing a kerchief around his neck, just as a matter of principle — but he does look better than usual. Like I have an agreement with my employer that whenever I run a photo of something that might be offensive, I have to run it after the jump, and not on the main page. And normally whenever there’s a photo of Marc Anthony I think, “You know, I should run this after the jump,” but, today, Marc Anthony looks human enough that he gets to be on the main page. Congrats, Marc!
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I think you’re right to sit still. I work out six days a week and eat candy/ice cream tops twice a week, and I can’t seem to ever loose those last five pounds. I was actually never fat either, I way like three pounds less taking care of myself than I did when I sat around studying all day, chain smoking and eating chocolate fudge brownie and tortillas.
I know nobody believes me but I actually just take runs because I like it. And if you don’t, don’t! Health Schmealth, who want’s to lie in bed at 90 and not be able to go to the bathroom on your own?
She has posted this pic on a celeb dating club m a r r y m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m.Many of her fans were seeking for her and wanna chat with her.She is very hot on that club and that club is also hot because of her.
my main purpose is to visit america 2 see cheri.i miss and love her.
cheri from nigeria.
So I’ll just stay fat and lazy, and blame it on other people.
Spoken like a true American.
Also, did anyone else have a problem loading the homepage for the past few days? Or was that just my piece of shit computer acting up again?
@ Melissa:
We were having some technical problems with certain browsers. It should be all better now.
That was funny! :)
Man, JLo’s a bitch for losing all that weight so quickly….and her punishment is fucking a corpse. What goes around comes around.
that ho hasnt lost all her weight, check out the no waist dress she’s wearing, when i see her in mid drifts with ripped abs then i’ll applaud her ass.
Thanks a bunch, Beetness. I was having withdrawls and shit.
Priscilla: You’re too funny!
i’m sure she’s got some excess weight left in the tummy area, but her face does look much thinner.
and even though marc looks marginally better than usual, he still scares me.
(i was also having trouble loading this page the past couple days… i was getting upset! glad it’s back to normal.)
she dresses smart
she can afford all stuff that make her thinner quickly
he only looks better because he’s wearing shades
that’s all
but you Beet, you seem to be in dire need of a good massage
You are lame. LAME
well, you have to remember that she has the $$$ to pay for a personal chef, a personal trainer, personal ass kisser, you name it. I hate it when magazines run article titles like “How Stars Lose the weight”… You know how they do it??? With MONEY! If I had the dough, I too would have lost the 40 pounds I put on after I had my daughter. She is three years old now, and I’m still 15 lbs shy of what I weighed before I had her. JLo is beautiful, but I cannot say the same for Marc. I hope these kids come out looking like her and not like skeletor.
I agree, Mamba X. The crypt keeper looks better because part of his face (his hollow, soulless zombie eyes) are covered. Brings the creep factor way down. He might have gained a pound, too.
Whenever I see a pic of them, I totally imagine her bitching the crap out of him for everything, and he spends his whole time rubbing her feet, fetching her snackage and generally asking “how high” when she says “jump”. She looks like she could (does) totally beat his ass.
He looks like the villain in a ’60s james bond flick.
actually, for bed pain you really should be active. It is really important to maintain flexibility and strength. Not only does this give energy (for unpacking) it makes you less likely to be injured during even everyday activities. The less active you are, the more painful that bed is going to be. I promise. Try pilates. It’s just what you need. :)
You my dear are very lazy, sleep on the floor if the bed is bad, get off you ass and cook healthy and go exercise. You are so American blaming other people, “Oh im so fat and i cant do nothing and she did something so im gonna blame her and be jealous!” FATASS!!!! go join a gym…
And if you work out alot and eat bad things (ie. icecream) its NOT gonna help…
Bunch of lazy fucks….Your Fat because your lazy and greedy…