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Apr 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm by Evil Beet
Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together.
I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber:
Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous.
Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime.
Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk.
Gwyn: Weren’t you born in Detroit?
Madge: Lies. All lies.
Anyway. Check out Madge’s pants. They’re either drenched with sweat, pee or rain. Or a combination.












































































































Damn! M is ALWAYS sweaty.
Both of these chicks need a bath.
I wonder why her crotch always sweats so much. That’s truly odd. My crotch sweats too but I don’t think it sweats THAT much. Donkey, I do hope the bitch showers. I can’t believe she walks home like THAT!
gross
her Guy absolutely loves it
he thinks it’s splendid, maahvelous
oh dear!
Posers!
You can just barely see the dandruff fly of their heads > How gross
How sweet! Gwyneth Paltow going to the gym with her grand mother and sweatin’ to the oldies.
bunch of assholes, she is human, she sweats, the only diference between you and her is that she is worth millions and you´re not worth a funkn´penny…