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Apr 11, 2008 at 12:46 pm by Evil Beet
Seriously, it’s like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out.
Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn’t be happier.”
And says Papa Joe (who’s currently in Georgia watching the Masters tourney with Tony Romo): “[Pete] did ask me [if he could propose]. I told him that I would be honored to have him as part of my family.”
Heh.
This thing is just waiting to implode.
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he needs to take those glasses off ASAP..i think they are gunna do a show on them about planning the wedding or something.
keep my word. he tries to make money on everything that happens in his childrens life
When I first saw the picture, I thought Joe Simpson was Chuck Woolery, the first host of Wheel of Fortune.
STOP IT, YOU EFFIN BASTARD ABOVE!!!!! GET YOUR OWN GO*DAMN NAME!!!!!!! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PROMOTING SOME STUPID WEBSITE? GET THE F* OUT OF HERE!!!
Could papa Joe get any fatter? Could he look any more stupid? You can tell he is a bloody souse too.
i wonder when they will sporn?
well, they look really hot
especially when they are so close together
just like fashion models
Gabriel Aubry, watch out!
I wish them the best of luck, especially because Ashlee seems like the “normal” (relatively speaking), prettier sister.
pete is so hot,cute,crazy,funny…..and ashley is….acting like some princess…
why is he propose her…WHY?!?!?
he could find some much more better girl….
for me …pete is perfect…..at least at everything that i know about him….i didn’t met or saw and ,i don’t think i will again,better (or same)guy as PETE WENTZ…..he’s just perfect……
look likes my dreams becomes only memories…..
kanye’s alain mikli shutter shades
::uggggggh::