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Oh, Patrick.

You were probably on stage when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated.

But I’d still let you put it in me.

I love you.

At the Broadway opening of Macbeth.

April 9, 2008 at 2:22 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Patrick Stewart

25 Responses to “It’s My Blog and I’ll Run Photos of Patrick Stewart If I Want To”

  1. princess pink says:

    omg, beet! did you see the episode of extras when he guest starred?! holy freakin’ hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Asta says:

    Me too, Beet. Me too.

  3. Goodpotato says:

    And we are so glad you did!

  4. swillz says:

    horrible suit……horrible, horrible suit.

  5. mambaX says:

    he has a beautiful voice
    a great actor
    I’m not sure about his other charms

  6. Horse Marine says:

    I love Patrick Stewart!! Captain Jean-Luc Picard still dances in my heart.

  7. Kem says:

    That is professor X and Jean- Luc Picard no other could ever fill those roles they way he did.

    I must admit he is in my top 20 actors of all time. He has a sense of class that he brings to his art form.

    Since I am a dude I cant share your sentiment however I see where you are coming from and can respect you for wanting me when I get older as well. So I will see you in about 60 years or so.

    I love the beet!

  8. Melissa says:

    Yeah, I have to agree with ya, Beet. That and the salt-n-pepper look on men is just so insanely sexy. I bet you’re wondering if his mustache would tickle.

    lmao… I can’t believe I just said that.

  9. Just Saying says:

    I’d hit that.

  10. iiirene says:

    id leave that lol..dosnt it look like he has a pointy head

  11. portlander says:

    hey its the narrator from nightmare before christmas!

  12. Male Dancer says:

    I would do a theesome with him and Magneto . Um Um good.

    Homo’s Rule .

    Whats your favortite Salad ?

    Tossed !

  13. Muffy says:

    You would? I wouldn’t but I do love his voice.

  14. mercedes says:

    This dude is found at the interracial club m i x e d f r i e n d s .c o m a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.

  15. Jenn says:

    Ummmm, too bad he’s already throwin it in Ian McKellan

  16. Imogen says:

    Hear Hear….though I would make him shave the mustache first

  17. cj says:

    Oh, Princess Pink you beat me to it–but yes, Beet, you need to see that episode of Extras. See ‘em all, it will cheer you up!

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  20. seraphale says:

    Ha! You are soo funny, and so right! I’d hit that! Even if he was 39 when I was born…

  21. Mrs. Albarn says:

    this egg-cobbler has been causing chaos down on our allotment, we do not appreciate this as the carrot business has been suffering from decline recently due to a rise in seed costs
    if this does not stop Ray will have to come and give you a nudge in the right direction
    plus i saw this man the other day driving wild past starbucks, he doesnt even have licence since he was locked up in ciaw
    p.s dont buy bowden’s seeds they are not organic

  22. mrs. plant says:

    this guy is becoming a rebel
    1. his egg cobblers aren’t made of real eggs anymore!
    2. he’s been causing trouble for the carrot farmer
    3. i saw him driving in a car – i swear this guy doesn’t have a license
    4. he’s been in welwyn all night

    this guy is an utter catlol hairball-joking babes

    seriously, it’s the cat-in-the-wok prison for him

    can he please stop cobbling down paths because it’s getting old now

    and he is being a complete eggball !

    i feel utterly in-the-belly-of-a-gok

    he’s even spoilt the relationship for ‘they-say-he-jives-when-the-sun-goes-down’

    SCALLYWAG !!!!

    please can he sort out his behaviour

  23. anonomyous says:

    Last I heard he was dating a woman 40 years younger than him. Sounds like they guy is a bit insecure.

  24. And I cannot find… Send the information! To whom is the link to the karats jewelry necessary?

  25. VokPoemynom says:

    Hey everyone
    Can I get some advice on TEETH WHITENING kits??

    I would be very appreciative if you all could point me towards any help.

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