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Heidi Montag: Seriously, Though, No More

Listen to Heidi Montag’s New Single, “No More”

Heidi debuted her new single, “No More,” after The Hills aired on Monday night.

At first, I really liked the intro, and I was like, “Holy shit, is this thing actually going to be good?” I really wasn’t sure what I’d do with myself if it was.

Thankfully, though, once Heidi starts singing, the whole thing’s atrocious. I mean really, really bad. It’s amateurish and simplistic and the vocals are basically synthesized and the lyrics sound like they came straight from the history notebook of a heartbroken 8th-grader.

Listen for yourself here.

Just give this up, Heidi. It’s not working.

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  • Wow, the level of horridness is off the chart! I wouldnt talk shit on her just because she’s a shameless promoter of her persona, but someone is lying to this chick by letting her into a recording studio. Poor thing, she’s probably thinking she can sing…

  • Seriously, why is this girl popular? Her and that lauren bitch. They were both recently on the cover of US Weekly, I think, and really, I don’t get it. All because of some stupid scripted MTV “reality” show? Please, get a life!

  • Kara I’ve said the exact same thing in several postings…Kuddos we must be the only ones that live in the “real world” they say great minds think a like lol

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  • Dear Miss Evil,

    Please, please, please boycott this person. You are one of my top 3 favorite blog sites. All three of you post about this idiot, and I just can’t take it no more, although you rants about this person are pretty hilarious. I think you should consider boycotting her, her attempt at music and that bus parking spot of a mouth. I swear, if I see one more picture of her gaping mouth wide open, I’m going to claim that I’m bipolar (which I am) and start keying cars and flipping off old people. I am waiting for her 15 minutes to be up.

    Love,
    :o)
    p.s. thank you snowball, spammers are douche-bags!

  • it keeps playing even after you close it.

    that’s a sure sign of something evil going on.

    i’m with the others, i’m so done with heidi and speidi, i think the paps decide who is interesting and we all just kinda read it with our eyes glazed over.

  • OMG this singing is just BAD. SO WRONG. Doesn’t she get it??!

    BAD, HEIDI, BAD! BAD DOG! GET OFF THE SOFA HEIDI, BAD!