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Mar 18, 2008 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet
Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming “Fuck you” at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you.
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CHEERIST! Britney needs to sell her fucking wighat collection and hire the team of stylists/miracle workers who got her repulsive vaginaface together for this show!! I’m such a loser … last night I set my tivo to tape the show … which I’ve never seen before. I’ve got renewed hope for tragically hideous people everywhere!!
But she looks GOOD.
At least she doesn’t look like cracked out.
ahh she looks great :)
Where’s “video no longer available” when ya need it.