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Can We Have Sex and Then Go Shopping?

Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming “Fuck you” at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you.

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  • CHEERIST! Britney needs to sell her fucking wighat collection and hire the team of stylists/miracle workers who got her repulsive vaginaface together for this show!! I’m such a loser … last night I set my tivo to tape the show … which I’ve never seen before. I’ve got renewed hope for tragically hideous people everywhere!!