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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
So Joe “Rapist” Francis got out of jail in Reno, then schlepped his ass across the country to Florida to face charges for filming girls he fully knew were underage.
He opted to plead guilty to the charges, and the judge in Florida sentenced him to time served, plus six months of probation and told little Joey he couldn’t film in that county for the next three years.
Yeah, that’s “county,” not “country,” and that’s a damn shame.
If I were a Presidential candidate right now, I’d make my campaign platform very clear and simple: If you elect me, I will ban Joe Francis from the United States of America forever. Are you listening to me, Hillary? Barack? John? I think this is something we can all agree to, without seeing partisan politics get in the way. It’s a platform the entire nation can unite behind. You want change for this country? New hope? Unity? LET’S PASS A BILL THAT BANS JOE FRANCIS. From there, we can rebuild.
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I wish we could ban him, but even if we did, someone else would take his place, I’m sure. :(
i think i saw his slime trail
i do believe i hate him.
OMG…..why does anybody even care about him? I mean, if girls are dumb enough to flash their boobs and act like little sluts for his camera and make him rich, how is it his fault? Its not him thats making these girls so dumb. Anybody who shows their privates on ANY camera is fucking stupid and they deserve what they get.
P.S. Him and Dominico from (“Thats Amore” and ” a Shot at love with Tila Tequila”) look soooo much alike, how crazy ♥
This dude has “pud” written all over himself, starting first with that dopey smile.
Joe is a pimp!!! I’m going to rent the newest GGW dvd tonight.
Joe prolly got pimped in jail! He was crying like a bitch and whining about his medication when he first got arrested. Pimps don’t cry!
The picture you use of him makes him look like such a tool.
Which he is. Coupled with an asshat, a pervert and, y’know, the scum of the earth.
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