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Your Daily Britney


Brit-Brit went to Millenium Dance Studios again, accompanied by who I assume is her latest friend-for-hire, laughing her ass off at one of Britney’s trademark not-funny jokes. Britney was probably just like, “I farted, ya’ll,” and this girl’s all like “AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! You are a fountain of wit, Britney!” and then Britney was all like, “Wit and farts!” and then the girl just peed herself laughing so hard.

Also, if you look closely, you can see that there’s a girl in a white tank and jeans laying down in the back seat. What’s up with that, ya’ll? She’s probably hiding from Britney’s fart.

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  • omg. someone reported he saw Britney’s profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” SearchingMillionaire dot com” she posted her own pix there. terrible.

  • “Oh you are so funny Britney” … “oh you are so pretty Britney” … “Oh you are so talented Britney”….

    That is what got her into the funny farm in the first place.

  • The torso in the back is the real Britney, the girl laughing is the evil doctor and the one in front is some kind of robot….

    No, it’s true. I know it is.