Mar 01, 2008 at 02:26 am by Evil Beet

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Sure, she has a killer body, but look at that face!

Not hot.

Here’s Adriana being not-hot at some press conference at some fashion thing in Mexico City.

Now I’ll be quiet and you all can remind me of just how jealous I am.

108 Responses to “I Do Not Understand the Adriana Lima Thing”

  1. rob says:

    Ha #47 I’m sure you think your face is prettier than Ms limas keep lying to yourself because nobody else thinks it is. Why don’t you post a picture for us? Its seriously hilarious how jealous people are of this girl because none of you are even close to be being as scary gorgeous as she is. I find this chick on myspace who is a dead ringer for her an jolie http://www.myspace.com/aerozeppisthesex this chick is hot!

  2. Bianca says:

    You all are too cute,you really are.It’s amusing how the WOMAN that posted this is 99.9%% likely some fat dyke sitting in the dark of her 1960′s styled condo.

    Are not aware of how disgustingly GORGEOUS Adriana Lima is????Victoria’s Secret hired only the elitely beautiful,oh but since shes in VS that must mean nothing,right?She is absolutely perfect,and I had the honor of meeting her once,shes a total sweetheart if I might add.
    EVERYONE takes a bad picture once in a while,even models.
    So why don’t you get over yourself and YOU try modeling while going through poverty and an ill mother for over 12 years.

    Also,why don’t you visit a treadmill instead of bashing on her,and probably all the other beautiful women you bash because of such envy you hold.
    Butterface?My ass.

    http://adrianalima.home.att.net/lingerie/original/lingerie034.jpg

  3. Cecilie says:

    I think she is very special and pretty!! Whats happened if your boy flirted with her, or want sit all day long with her and drink beer?? You only laughing because its the same as when your boy sit and have fun with his friends..? (boy friends, not girl. Yo know!! She looks like swedish man..) ohhh my God, i would freak out and be scared!! :(
    Of course every one have different taste.. But someone thinks she looks like a man??? Come on girls!! You are very hard for different girls now, i think!! If i can choose,- I want look like myself, only a little bit more pretty! ;) Its good ve are looking different everyone! The world are going crazy! We must start be more nice with each other!!
    Good luck everyone.. Hello from Norway.. (From girl that is not very pretty and not very ugly either. ..but have very bad english ;)

  4. Anonymous says:

    LEAVE ADRIANA LIMA ALONE!!!! YOU FUCKING BLOODSUCKERS, I’LL BET YOU’RE ALL FAT, PASTY PALE BITCHES!!!

  5. maureen says:

    spending your time being jealous,and angry that you will never look like that?/
    you see people that are secure and happy with theselves dont go out of their way to put other people down about their looks
    especially when they are beautiful supermodels ,,,

    dumb ass

    • Natalia says:

      Ok, I had to post something because this is getting too far. I AM SICK of these stupid illogical rationality that if you don’t like someone you are jealous! I mean, wtf? Is one supposed to like veryone and to admire everyone in this world so they are not considered jealous? Really? Well, newsflash: it;s ok not to like someone, it’s ok to disagree and it’s ok to have a bad opinion. Have you ppl ever considere that if someone doesn’t think X is beautiful maybe they like Y or W? Ppl who say someone is jeakous for not liking ADriana needs to open their foggy minds and learn to respect other people’s opinions. As long as nobody attacked you or called you stupid for thinking ADriana is beautiful, why should you disrespect someone who thinks differently?

  6. yeah says:

    damn, there are quite a few jealous bitches on here! lol
    she’s usually very gorgeous. i just don’t understand that pose. and her teeth aren’t her best asset

    she is NOT a butterface by any means however

  7. michael says:

    She is one of the prettiest girls in the world, she wouldn’t be a Victoria Secret Angel if she was ugly. Everyone has their days when they are not picture perfect…but Adriana Lima is drop dead gorgeous hands down.

  8. Palomita Palooka says:

    SHE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN NEVER DENIES HER BEAUTY!!!!! SHE IS THE MOST TANTALIZING, GORGEOUS, PRETTY, TALENTED WOMAN!! SHE DAMN GORGEOUS!!!!!! TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!!!

  9. Christina says:

    Are you serious. get over yourselves. EVERYONE has their not-so-perfect-picture moments. F*ck you guys need to talk about something other than Models and their Bad Moments.

  10. ): says:

    It makes me really sad that she is so pretty, neeeh..I don’t think I’m jealous of her though. Maybe of her body, because I have an awkward body and hers is perfect. But I dunno. She’s really fuckin pretty and my boyfriend is in love with her, basically. So it’s kind of upsetting. Oh and by the way, she doesn’t have a butterface, and theses pictures don’t make her ugly. Cameras can do weird things.

    • jo says:

      yeah, cameras do really weird things like make her natural eye shape all tiny and squinty, make her cheeks look fat, and twist her wide mouth into that ugly smirk she obviously is not choosing to make herself.

      she’s ugly as SIN with or without all te 50 gallons of makeup on, and you ugly-loving losers who’ve been brainwashed by the media to be so jealous and love unattractive people like this need your heads checked.

      and I agree she isnt a butterface, to be a butterface she actually needs a nice body ;)

  11. mhm girlfrand says:

    i searched this because i, too, do not understand whats the big deal with adriana. if you saw her walking down the street you wouldn’t be like woah that girls hot.
    she just has a unique look about her, that’s all. so in that way, she’s special. but if you were just a normal person in everyday life you wouldn’t call her “hot”

  12. alexandria says:

    You are all clearly jealous of her natural beauty. Of course if you find any awkward picture of anyone you can say their ugly!
    Why don’t you try out for Victoria secrets modeling and see what happens. You’re probably just mad because your boyfriend jacks it to Adriana on the daily. Post a picture of yourself and let’s be the judge of it. and hunny don’t test me I’m 5different rare exotic nationalities so please believe I will stick up for the exotic rare Brazilian bombshell Adriana.

  13. jb says:

    she’s a butterface, i’m agreeing.

  14. vik says:

    she is soo pretty and i’m soo jeaious

  15. Afterdark says:

    The happiest man on the planet is the men witch Adriana love. First i thought Ale is the one but Adriana is more fun.

  16. aDE says:

    The eyes……the body……….THE woman!

  17. coly says:

    she is not as amazing as a lot of you are saying but i still think she is pretty, although i can understand why some can find her unattractive even though there will always be the people who are jealous of her.

  18. @ mhm girlfrand says:

    “if you saw her walking down the street you wouldn’t be like woah that girls hot.
    she just has a unique look about her, that’s all.”
    You posted that because you think if you walked down the street everyone would be like “woah that girl is hot”.I bet your some fat ass 17 year old girl thats jealous of her body&face.

  19. Briana says:

    My god, just because someone doesn’t like the way another person looks doesn’t make them a jealous fat bitch. I have to admit her face looks funny here, this is honestly the first picture I’ve seen of Adriana looking kinda ugly.
    I will have to say, personally, I think she’s a beautiful person, but just because the majority agrees with me doesn’t mean all of the minority are jealous, ugly, fat dyles. Ahahahha.
    I think Adriana needs some criticism, so her head won’t get too big.

  20. lady rebe says:

    I agree, I saw her on top 10 sexiest women on earth. I think her body is beautiful but I see her features and she’s not all that good looking like gisele or alessandra ambrosio, her teeth are weird and she is not consistently gorgeous on pictures like the other angels are, that’s why too, I searched for criticism on her. Her eyes look gorgeous on her tanned face and body and all but she’s still not gorgeous enough. Of course I wouldn’t mind looking like her, of course, I’m not an ugly pasty white dyke either and it’s not that I’m jealous, I can recognize beauty, it’s just that when somebody makes a career out of her looks and earns millions at least she can be criticized on what her job is and that is being beautiful, so I don’t think she’s worth all that money and hype…

  21. Rachel says:

    First, i am an average looking person and i know adriana is much prettier than i will ever be:p
    Adriana Lima is NOT average- her toned, tall and sexy frame already makes her above-average. She is also tanned and has gorgeous hair and a glow. She has very pretty eyes as well.
    I first read about her- how she is GORGEOUS, PERFECT, VERY BEAUTIFUL and went to see her videos and pictures. And i was shocked, She isn’t ugly and she’s sexy but she is definitely not very pretty. It is her mouth- she has bucked teeth, and she is very gummy. And when she talks, it is all quite scary…
    I thought i was weird, so i typed “i think adriana lima looks weird” and here i am, i think i’m in the minority though..every site makes her sound like a goddess.

  22. Cid says:

    Okay seriously, a couple bad pictures doesn’t make someone ugly. ESPECIALLY not Adriana Lima. I’d like to see you look as amazing as she does in ANY of your photos.

    And all of you who seriously don’t think Adriana Lima is fucking gorgeous are probably just jealous fat bitches, I’m sorry. You’re have to be a psycho not to see how stunning she is. And if I did see her walking down the street, I’d be like “HOLY FUCK SHE’S HOT. I wanna look like that.” Yeah, she’s gorgeous, no question about it.

  23. dont says:

    Hey I dont get the adriana lima thing either, shes ok to me thats it not flawless and stunning like many like to claim she is. #1 flawless you would need perfect STRAIGHT white teeth. she has the opposite of that. You know when you have a mangled mouth usually 99.9% of the time means you will have bad breath, lol I mean every person I have known to have crooked teeth has had bad breath.

    and she was beautiful back in the day I ll give her that. (circa 2003-2005) but since then her looks have gone down fast. She has aged badly, (wrinkles in her forehead, and keeps getting fatter) Im sorry but in those above pictures there is nothing remotely pretty about her face, other than the coloring she has. butterface for sure!

    ewww she is so fucking fat now! at least her face is, looks like she wuld be a size 16 in those avbove pics, wtf is so pretty about that??? L<MAO

  24. jakc says:

    she isnt ugly but in these pics she is a butterface! I think she looks like a man must be how big and tall she is and she has a huge foootball neck now. is she on steroids?

    her mouth/teeth are absolutely disgusting, I cant find myself to like someone who has a jacked up mouth, sorry. bad hygeine if you ask me. what is up with her funny retarded faces she makes to, like she just farted? lol she looks constipated. she is huge now also.
    the only thing i find remotely attartive on her is of course her body when its not so big,her skintone and eyes. if she had some brown blah eyes, she would be nothing great. she looks bloated and has no jawline/chin

    she needs to lay off the doritos and alcohol. its is making her so puffy. see she is sweating under her arms like a fat pig that she is

  25. hewa says:

    i hope to fuck you some day.

  26. ella says:

    shes beautiful i saw a photo of her when she was young she is naturally gorgeous i would love to look like her

  27. sunshine says:

    HAHA I do agree that adriana is a stunningly breathtaking young woman but you guys need to realize she is SO photoshopped its not even funny i met her at a signing in france and i was SOO shocked i was like OMFG is that her she look sooo different in real life well she didnt look bad of course she still looked gorgeous of course but she certainly didnt look like she does in any of her photos and yes while i do not hold a candle to her beauty me being a great looking woman myself i have to say thta you guys cant put these people up on a pedastal like they are perfect its just so silly theyre just human and if you actually met all these celebrities you realized they are just as flawed as the next person but i dont think slander is needed. gossip is overated and are for people whos life are boring and pathetic.

  28. ebba says:

    haha thats two awful pictures of her, i mean i’ve seen interviews whith her and she’s just soo pretty, but it all depends on the hair and make up and this time someone did a horrible mistake.

  29. jordyn says:

    http://www.independentcritics.com/images/random%20images/Hotlist%20Headshots/adriana%20lima%20HS.jpg

    you mean you really dont get it????
    of course if you are extremely jealous
    of this girl you will go looking for bad photos,
    im sure even if you are a good looking individual
    that you have at least a photo or two of yourself
    that isnt exactly flattering. these two photos of
    her are the only two unflattering pictures of adriana
    that i have personally ever seen. but hopefully you
    fell better about putting down a supermodel.

  30. MoreThanJustAPrettyFace says:

    Regardless, that’s not Adriana’s best picture. And the author of this post knows that, obviously. You have to literally try and search specifically for ugly pictures of Adriana Lima in order to get that, a picture that still exemplifies just how gorgeous she still is at her ugliest, and that’s hilarious that you have gotten to that point. And you must think Megan Fox is a goddess, but when it comes to harsh reality, throughout all unbias, she exemplies average beauty, I’ve grown up in agencies with so many look-a-likes of her. OH AND SHE’S 5’3 WHILST ADRIANA’S DEFINITELY 5’10. Height is everything. Ever wonder why she’s never modeled? Magazine appearances don’t count. She’s not tall enough. Adriana Lima is definitely a goddess to me, nevertheless of whomever thinks otherwise; unique beauty is the most remarkable kind, go search other pics of her and look at her eyes.

    • jo says:

      There is nothing unique about her, as pictures will prove. blue eyes dont make you unique, sorry. she looks lik the average overly tanned college chick off the street, like a darker Megan Fox. Ugh. Terrible mouth, chubby cheeks, squinty eyes. yYou dont even need to TRY to find uglky pics- they’re everywhere! Justg google her name or type in “adriana lima teeth”.

    • Elisabeth says:

      Height is everything? In terms of modelling, it certainly is, but in terms of beauty..you’re actually stating that she can look like crap bodywise as long as she’s that tall or, if she were less tall, having the body she has, she wouldn’t be hot. WHich to me, doesn’t make sense. So, strictly in terms of beauty, height is not what defines a hot body, you either have a good shape or not, tall or short. It does however give you an advantage. My point in this case is, Megan does have a great body and just like Adriana has her assets over Megan, like height, legs, exotic type of beauty, Megan has hers: a great waist, great body shape over all, and classic, graceful features. I prefer looking up to beauty in all its forms insetad of taking sides. :) Have a great day!

  31. hmm says:

    only thing i see real beautiful in that shot is her eyes. ive always thought she wouldnt be half as hyped up to be as beautiful, if it werent for her dark hair and light eyes. everyones obsessed with that, but put some poop brown eyes on her and cut her hair, her face is nothing but a bloated,snaggle tooth,fat face

  32. jess says:

    are you serious?!
    adriana is GORGEOUS
    i bet your not even close to how hot she is
    shes soo pretty your jealous and want to hate on her cause your ugly
    stop going around putting down supermodels when they have a bad photo.no ones perfect,but shes sure closer than you will ever be

  33. Drdontplay says:

    Its more like she has a beautiful face but ugly body. she has a really really pretty face but shes square and has no asss( an apple shape).

    • jo says:

      I kind of agreee… her body is really overrated, no waist definitionand a flat butt (Miranda Kerr’s butt is almost flat too but she’s such a tiny girl it looks cute on her), big tits dont make a nice body -_- but I dont find her face good, however her body looks better in comparison with her face.

  34. Anonymity says:

    Looks like you all need an anger management coach or psychologist in your life. I am wondering if you are all teenagers and if so, that’s pretty sad. Mommy and daddy didn’t teach you any manners. I usually don’t post but couldn’t resist. Reading this thread made me laugh. You are all full of such hate and anger. Get a life and do something constructive with your lives.

  35. Sure we all hate Adriana Lima, because we all want to look like her. We don’t actually hate her like want something bad to happen to her, but we hate how gorgeous she was born and how she doesn’t have to try to look beautiful and how great a body she has and how she probably doesn’t have to work out. But if you see a gorgeous girl don’t hate her. I’m sure she looks at herself in the mirror and has some stuff she doesn’t like about herself like every other woman. Plus, if you put all of your mind into hating someone you don’t even know it shows how much you hate yourself. Find something that you like about yourself and go from there.

  36. chauncy says:

    Thank you I have never got it either! she looks like a big buck toothed man in these pics. wtf happened to her? I thought she was only pretty in 2005. SInce then WAYYYY down hill. chicken legs,jowl stuffed chipmunk cheeks,mangled teeth. If it werent for her blue eyes her face is NOTHING special. The girl can’t model worth crap either. One dead fish expression. OVER RATED.

  37. Briana says:

    Those pictures above are photoshopped!!

    Come on people! How can she go from looking like she does to the above pictures? Before you can argue that she’s photo shopped in every picture she looks pretty look her up without makeup.

    Thats a HUGE step from the above pictures.

    Look her up in vids.

    She does NOT look like the knobs pics on the runway either!!

    She is NOT average.

    She is pretty and yes her teeth aren’t perfect but it makes her look somewhat quercky.

  38. Olivie says:

    This is so funny. I think these are kinda bad pictures but I mean everyone knows that she doesn’t normally take bad photos HA. I think her teeth are a little weird and she does sort of have a round face and there are other little things if someone HAD to find SOMETHING. But I mean everyone has something off about them, even someone as beautiful as Adriana. I would totally trade places with her, even if I had some of these little things that people are going out of there way to point out. I mean look at her body, her body is pretty perfect I think. I think most of the world says she’s flawless, there are a few people who would notice things like teeth or cheeks…I mean I dunno, I prefer Alessandra Ambrosio.

  39. Karina says:

    I cannot believe it is her…

  40. jay says:

    First of all, let me start off by noting that I’m not a jealous woman but a completely heterosexual 32-year-old man. And yes, I agree that Adriana Lima is ugly as hell. She looks like someone pasted the face of a hermaphrodite with Down’s syndrome on a hot chick’s body. How the hell can so many people actually find this slag attractive? I much prefer chicks who are actually pretty i.e. Jessica Alba, Jessica Bowl, Kate Beckinsale, etc. Hell, there are probably ten ordinary girls that live within a mile of me that make Adriana look like shit.

  41. Unknown says:

    Sry but y’all stupid people .. real beauty is inside of a person .. !

  42. Ashley says:

    I don’t think she’s pretty. Promise I’m not jealous, I totally don’t have a problem admitting jealousy and I would list right now any woman I envy if someone asked. I think she is GORGEOUS in VS pictures, but without all the Photoshop, I just don’t see it – in any picture. Even with all the makeup and beauty enhancers. But alas, someone will state I’m jealous anyways. Why is it so difficult for everyone to understand people have different tastes?

  43. jo says:

    Adriana is ugly as sin. no FAINT idea why she’s so hideously overrated or why she’s almost universally considered to be th emost gorgeous VS model ever, and to say actually exotic and beautiful models like Heidi or Gisele are ugly but not this Jokerface with Taylor Swift eyes is stunning in any way is laughable. She’s not the best model, either, with her one-look expressions.

    Her body is OK but I don’t think it’s as “amazing” as everyone says. I’d prefer Candice’s, Chanel’s, Gisele’s, Miranda’s, or Karolina’s any day of the week.

    The only reason I can come up with why she has such rabid fans- as seen here- who get so HYSTERICAL when so much as ONE person dares to suggest she is not attractive, is that since her bland, overhyped kind of “beauty” is exactly what the media loves and they forcefeed/brainwash it to the masses, teaching them that this girl is exactly how all women should look face-wise, despite the fact that she has no exotic features and looks awful with or without makeup.

    That all being said… I will say it’s often said that she is a nice person, which is good, because she’s not a good model.

  44. akitaryu says:

    HAHAHA…This bitch is very confident with her face and body
    WAKE UP BITCH and look at the mirror!!!???

  45. Sarah says:

    ADRIANA LIMA IS BEAUTIFUL AND HOT

  46. ridiculouspost says:

    right.. you shouldn’t call anyone jealous just because they have bad taste to the extreme. Adriana Lima is gorgeous, beautiful, and cute. Even her imperfections makes her perfect with character.

  47. bob says:

    Guys really what is so wrong with other people not agreeing with you?
    I think she looks like a porn star.
    That doesn’t mean I’m jealous of her. It means I think the reason VS chose her is cause she always looks like shes about to come.
    Now Candice Swanepoel, Miranda kerr and Iman chanel,
    Those are some girls I am massively jealous of.

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