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14Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid?

If this isn’t proof positive that all men are projects I don’t know what is. Here’s Tommy Brady circa 2000 masquerading as vampire.

He was chosen 199th of all men back then. Those boxers are pretty sweet though. (Photo Courtesy of The Big Lead)

Tom Brady at the 2000 NFL Combine

February 20, 2008 at 10:32 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Tom Brady

14 Responses to “Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid?”

  1. La-Dee-Dah says:

    I don’t understand. Is this how you try out for football teams? I am the master at standing in masking-tape squares in my underwear. Do I have to bring my own easel?

  2. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    The Giants rule oh Brady boy hasn’t been seen walking around NYC cuz he would get abused just like during SB.

  3. FrozeRightHere says:

    Wow, no wonder football players are so tough…I didn’t know they had to stand there in their undies while people shopped for them!

  4. roxmahsox says:

    i would never be able to stand still while people looked at me and decided if id be good enuf to be on their team. those guys have a lot of guts!

  5. Otis of Mayberry says:

    People say I’m strange when I peep thru windows.

  6. snow ball says:

    he doesnt look like hes gonna knock up one supermodel and leave her for another richer one huh

  7. melissa says:

    he looks like he’s getting ready to be deloused.

  8. iiirene says:

    the giants are the best!!!!! and he is too.

  9. jojo says:

    I love Tom Brady!!!!

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  11. Anonymous says:

    wow he is in terrible shape

  12. okgijf says:

    pretty incredible he went from that to the greatest quarterback in the game..i guess you gotta pay him some respect..also incredible he won a super bowl looking just like this in 2001..i’d take looking like that for a super bowl

  13. Myrtle says:

    Boring-ass whitebread. He’s as sexy as three-day old oatmeal and just as bland. Gisele Horseface can have him.

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